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OMG you have great legs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Honey, I have decided that I have been an uptight prude for too long in our marriage, I have gone and gotten the huge tree stuck up my ass, and now would love to make love every night, and maybe even nooners as well. I'm sorry I have been such a biznatch."
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Dang, why you got to ruin my happy thought. Back to the drawing board. I'll remember that next time you need to go for a walk....part dog / part cat.
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C'mon now.....I do want to hear that I am the proud papa of a boy, but that hasn't happened. Too scared to try again. Too many girls in the house as I stand now.
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You have just won the Lottery.
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True Barkiss, I have learned that one well. Be sure you teach him manly things, like burping, watching tv with his hand down his pants, spitting while playing baseball, and playing with bugs and snakes.
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barkiss: wow the estrogen must be cranking in your house.. providing they are at that age!!!!
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You mean there is somewhere else that a persons mind should be other then the gutter? Wow, what a wasted life I have had.
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Would one recognize being out of the gutter if they have lived their entire life inside the gutter?
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aaah now we are getting philosophical!!!!!!! to walk the dog or not to walk the dog.... hmmmmmmmm
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Its tough isn't it. I think we should start a support group or something.
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I still say it could be a cat. I want the AKC papers, or whatever they are called. If the leash doesn't fit, you must acquit.
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My avatar now goes much better with that question.
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Mr. Smith, I'm Lou Pinella, the Chicago Cubs would like to thank you for joining the team for the stretch run. It's not everyday a 30 year old fan gets called to help end the 101 year WS drought, but you were the man for the job. Welcome to everlasting fame. You'll never have to buy dinner again.
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Is that a Gremlin....before they become green and scaly looking?
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Barkiss: you head is tilting!! A slanted view on life??
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Ok...quit hijacking people! I'd hate to hand out infraction to you all, when I started it.
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my what big teeth u have tho!!
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words u want to hear::: you are a great mother....
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Soldier, I understand why we have the K-9 dogs, but what is up with your cat?
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