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Barkiss 05-22-2009 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by CJSmithIL (Post 1520218)
Congratulations sir, your newborn baby boy has the largest third arm I have ever seen. Must run in the family!

Come on...it says "words you want to hear"....not "wish thinking" ;)

leggy 05-22-2009 03:52 PM

OMG you have great legs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CJSinIL 05-22-2009 03:52 PM

"Honey, I have decided that I have been an uptight prude for too long in our marriage, I have gone and gotten the huge tree stuck up my ass, and now would love to make love every night, and maybe even nooners as well. I'm sorry I have been such a biznatch."

CJSinIL 05-22-2009 03:53 PM

Dang, why you got to ruin my happy thought. Back to the drawing board. I'll remember that next time you need to go for a walk....part dog / part cat.

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Originally Posted by Barkiss (Post 1520220)
Come on...it says "words you want to hear"....not "wish thinking" ;)


CJSinIL 05-22-2009 03:56 PM

C'mon now.....I do want to hear that I am the proud papa of a boy, but that hasn't happened. Too scared to try again. Too many girls in the house as I stand now.

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Originally Posted by Barkiss (Post 1520220)
Come on...it says "words you want to hear"....not "wish thinking" ;)


Big Sexy 05-22-2009 03:56 PM

You have just won the Lottery.

Barkiss 05-22-2009 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by CJSmithIL (Post 1520228)
C'mon now.....I do want to hear that I am the proud papa of a boy, but that hasn't happened. Too scared to try again. Too many girls in the house as I stand now.

I have 3 girls....and 1 boy...honestly...I feel sorry for him most of the time. But....he should make some woman a very nice husband when he gets older. If nothing else, he is well trained to put the toilet seat down.

CJSinIL 05-22-2009 03:58 PM

True Barkiss, I have learned that one well. Be sure you teach him manly things, like burping, watching tv with his hand down his pants, spitting while playing baseball, and playing with bugs and snakes.

leggy 05-22-2009 03:59 PM

barkiss: wow the estrogen must be cranking in your house.. providing they are at that age!!!!

Barkiss 05-22-2009 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by leggy4 (Post 1520237)
barkiss: wow the estrogen must be cranking in your house.. providing they are at that age!!!!

LOL - ok...last answer sounded sorta pedaphilish...if that is a word....so I will refrain from answering.

leggy 05-22-2009 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Barkiss (Post 1520239)
LOL - ok...last answer sounded sorta pedaphilish...if that is a word....so I will refrain from answering.

not meant as such silly dog.. ill stop posting here my mind isnt in the gutter enough for you guys!!!!!!!

CJSinIL 05-22-2009 04:05 PM

You mean there is somewhere else that a persons mind should be other then the gutter? Wow, what a wasted life I have had.

Barkiss 05-22-2009 04:06 PM

Would one recognize being out of the gutter if they have lived their entire life inside the gutter?

leggy 05-22-2009 04:09 PM

aaah now we are getting philosophical!!!!!!! to walk the dog or not to walk the dog.... hmmmmmmmm

CJSinIL 05-22-2009 04:09 PM

Its tough isn't it. I think we should start a support group or something.

MGA

Minds in the Gutter Anonymous

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Originally Posted by Barkiss (Post 1520249)
Would one recognize being out of the gutter if they have lived their entire life inside the gutter?


CJSinIL 05-22-2009 04:10 PM

I still say it could be a cat. I want the AKC papers, or whatever they are called. If the leash doesn't fit, you must acquit.


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Originally Posted by leggy4 (Post 1520252)
aaah now we are getting philosophical!!!!!!! to walk the dog or not to walk the dog.... hmmmmmmmm


Barkiss 05-22-2009 04:10 PM

My avatar now goes much better with that question.

CJSinIL 05-22-2009 04:12 PM

Mr. Smith, I'm Lou Pinella, the Chicago Cubs would like to thank you for joining the team for the stretch run. It's not everyday a 30 year old fan gets called to help end the 101 year WS drought, but you were the man for the job. Welcome to everlasting fame. You'll never have to buy dinner again.


Wait, was I dreaming again.

CJSinIL 05-22-2009 04:12 PM

Is that a Gremlin....before they become green and scaly looking?

leggy 05-22-2009 04:14 PM

Barkiss: you head is tilting!! A slanted view on life??

Barkiss 05-22-2009 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by leggy4 (Post 1520263)
Barkiss: you head is tilting!! A slanted view on life??

That avatar perfectly represents my feelings on some of the posts people make on this site. I feel like he is say "What the fuck?"

Barkiss 05-22-2009 04:16 PM

Ok...quit hijacking people! I'd hate to hand out infraction to you all, when I started it.

leggy 05-22-2009 04:17 PM

my what big teeth u have tho!!

leggy 05-22-2009 04:18 PM

words u want to hear::: you are a great mother....

CJSinIL 05-22-2009 04:19 PM

Soldier, I understand why we have the K-9 dogs, but what is up with your cat?


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