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Ally 04-21-2009 09:49 PM

Today I learned.....
 
Teachers and parents always say “Learn something new every day!”. Is this true?

What did you learn today?

Today I learned that the “Last Text message you received” is not just for PHONE texts.....IM’s count too!!!! I was all sad that I couldn’t post in that thread because I don’t HAVE phone texting abilities.

Niceones’ response to my surprise of this by saying: “Oh....come here kitten” :lmao
(I can be a dumbass too)

FeIsTy FaV 04-21-2009 09:54 PM

I learned there are so many who have worse problems than I do. It makes me sad for them and makes mine seem trivial.

Nice 04-21-2009 09:57 PM

Awww...kitten...c'mere. I know you'll be fine. You have graduated to Kinkyones...and yes, I'm already thinking of your next level of "ones".

I learned today how to keep meringue stiff.
Damn, I love my job!

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Originally Posted by Kristy30 (Post 1482194)
Teachers and parents always say “Learn something new every day!”. Is this true?

What did you learn today?

Today I learned that the “Last Text message you received” is not just for PHONE texts.....IM’s count too!!!! I was all sad that I couldn’t post in that thread because I don’t HAVE phone texting abilities.

Niceones’ response to my surprise of this by saying: “Oh....come here kitten” :lmao
(I can be a dumbass too)


BlondieS 04-21-2009 09:58 PM

Today I learned I really am a nutjob!

VTScott 04-21-2009 10:00 PM

I need to relax and catch my breath sometimes

Taren 04-21-2009 10:01 PM

I learned today that the same thing my husband did to me....another man did to his wife and he's sitting in jail with 80,000 bond on him.

RM70 04-21-2009 10:03 PM

I learned I enjoy being on my own - at least for now.

MarriedQt 04-21-2009 11:45 PM

I have learned that I can fix a leaky faucet better than a plumber!

Barkiss 04-21-2009 11:47 PM

When you already know everything...

Ally 04-21-2009 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barkiss (Post 1482477)
When you already know everything...

.......yes?

Barkiss 04-21-2009 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy30 (Post 1482482)
.......yes?

I'm sorry...what do you need to know?

Ally 04-21-2009 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barkiss (Post 1482484)
I'm sorry...what do you need to know?

Well, you could learn a thing or two about being nice to me!

Han Solo 04-21-2009 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barkiss (Post 1482477)
When you already know everything...

Wait?? How are the two of US gonna fit in this thread at the same time??? :ok

Barkiss 04-21-2009 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy30 (Post 1482488)
Well, you could learn a thing or two about being nice to me!

It's not that I don't know how...geez

Barkiss 04-21-2009 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Han Solo (Post 1482491)
Wait?? How are the two of US gonna fit in this thread at the same time??? :ok

We'll certainly ruin it for the rest of them. It's fun watching the lil' ones though...isn't it?

Ally 04-21-2009 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barkiss (Post 1482494)
It's not that I don't know how...geez

One day....feel free to prove it to me.

Han Solo 04-21-2009 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barkiss (Post 1482496)
We'll certainly ruin it for the rest of them. It's fun watching the lil' ones though...isn't it?

Yeah...I see your Knee Deep in the education process right now....*SIGH*....you would think after working all day that you wouldn't have to come on here to bear such a burden......thank you for your service to the site :55

Barkiss 04-22-2009 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Han Solo (Post 1482500)
Yeah...I see your Knee Deep in the education process right now....*SIGH*....you would think after working all day that you wouldn't have to come on here to bear such a burden......thank you for your service to the site :55

Damn...thanks Han. It's nice when someone recognizes the sacrafices I make for the betterment of everyone here.

Barkiss 04-22-2009 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy30 (Post 1482498)
One day....feel free to prove it to me.

Quit asking for it....;)

Now...you've learned something new. No need to thank me. :)

Brandon301 04-22-2009 12:02 AM

Today I learned what a deer tick bite looks like. Nasty little buggers, they are.

Han Solo 04-22-2009 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barkiss (Post 1482506)
Damn...thanks Han. It's nice when someone recognizes the sacrafices I make for the betterment of everyone here.

I know your fingers might be a little tired...but I think it's been long enough that I got another bullett in the chamber.....just say the word and I'll smite her if she gets lippy with ya.

Ally 04-22-2009 12:04 AM

:rolleyes:

Barkiss 04-22-2009 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Han Solo (Post 1482515)
I know your fingers might be a little tired...but I think it's been long enough that I got another bullett in the chamber.....just say the word and I'll smite her if she gets lippy with ya.

Feel free to fire at will...

Han Solo 04-22-2009 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Kristy30 (Post 1482518)
:rolleyes:

LOL...I notice you posted your feeling without DIRECTLY replying.........COWARD :na

Ally 04-22-2009 12:06 AM

ahhh crap....

Tonight I learned that it's better to just go to bed!!!


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