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jtweed 06-12-2014 04:26 PM

Pick up lines for nerds.
You're three standard deviations above the mean!

twoblues 06-12-2014 04:27 PM

I'm an electron and you're a nuclei...I feel a mutual attraction.

jtweed 06-12-2014 04:30 PM

Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?

Because you are Be-Au-Ti full.

Violetsrblue 06-12-2014 08:53 PM

This is the geek you're looking for (waves hand about)

the puck stops here 06-12-2014 08:54 PM

Is your name google...cuz you're everything I'm searching for.

Mr_Happy 06-12-2014 08:59 PM

Wanna touch my Hot Pocket?

jtweed 06-12-2014 09:23 PM

I'm like a Rubix Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get.

ErenBee 06-12-2014 09:49 PM

The past, present and future walk into a bar.

It was tense.

jtweed 06-12-2014 09:52 PM

I follow you on Twitter

hijiller 06-12-2014 10:04 PM

You remind me of Steve Jobs.

jtweed 06-12-2014 10:18 PM

I'm a level 60 lover....

oldandnaked 06-12-2014 10:30 PM

Is that a Flash Drive in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

jtweed 06-12-2014 10:32 PM

Do you speak Klingon?

gabrielle22 06-12-2014 10:35 PM

Baby, are you an exothermic reaction? Cause're making me hot.

jtweed 06-12-2014 10:38 PM

I think my heart just lagged.

ZMan2014 06-12-2014 10:39 PM

You’re as sweet at 3.14.

Stew 06-12-2014 10:40 PM

Hi, ahhh, so, wanna soda?

trlnlty 06-12-2014 10:41 PM

I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness

gabrielle22 06-12-2014 10:42 PM

I wish I were DNA I could unzip your genes.

jtweed 06-12-2014 10:46 PM

I'd love to plug my solution into your equation.

Gabrielle is really good at these.

BlondieS 06-12-2014 10:51 PM


Originally Posted by oldandnaked (Post 5043825)
Is that a Flash Drive in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

You stole my line!

Great minds...

Bailey~* 06-12-2014 10:58 PM

If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.

gabrielle22 06-12-2014 11:03 PM

If you were a transformer you'd be Optimus Fine.

gabrielle22 06-12-2014 11:44 PM

Your sine must be pi over 2, cause you're the 1.

the puck stops here 06-12-2014 11:47 PM

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cuz your ass is refreshing.

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