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spare_change 05-16-2011 02:41 AM

DEAR blank SINCERELY blank
 
Dear Glow-In-The-Dark-Frisbee,

You may glow in the dark, but the trees in my backyard don't.


Sincerely, in pain

spare_change 05-16-2011 02:42 AM

Dear people of the world,

80% of you think that you have above average intelligence.

Sincerely, you realize that is impossible right?

spare_change 05-16-2011 02:42 AM

Dear smokers,

You make it too easy.

Sincerely, cancer.

spare_change 05-16-2011 02:43 AM

Dear Lord,

Please give clothes to all the poor girls on my dad's laptop.

Sincerely, innocent little kid.

spare_change 05-16-2011 02:43 AM

Dear Americans,

Come to the dark side, we have free health care, a stronger dollar AND cookies.

Sincerely, Canadians.

spare_change 05-16-2011 02:44 AM

Dear Mom,

Just because you use a certain brand of pads doesn't mean you're supposed to like them on Facebook.

Sincerely, embarrassed daughter.

spare_change 05-16-2011 02:45 AM

Dear hole in my jeans,

So, we meet again...

Sincerely, foot.

spare_change 05-16-2011 02:46 AM

Dear Board of Education,

So are we.

Sincerely, students everywhere.

dietro 05-18-2011 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spare_change (Post 2771094)
Dear Lord,

Please give clothes to all the poor girls on my dad's laptop.

Sincerely, innocent little kid.

I can't come up with one at the moment... but this one really made me laugh!!! Thanks for the chuckle!

Jelly 05-18-2011 02:31 PM

Dear blank

Please see the dear X thread

smartass 05-18-2011 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jelly (Post 2778863)
Dear blank

Please see the dear X thread

or for the non passive aggressive posters, the dear blank please blank thread :D

Savvyone. 05-18-2011 03:32 PM

Dear Teacher

Give a jackass an education and he turns into a smartass.

Sincerely ~me~.

PunkyBob 05-18-2011 03:34 PM

Dear X and X,

That was an amazing night. Thank you.

Sincerely,
Conjoined Worshipper

Savvyone. 05-18-2011 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jelly (Post 2778863)
Dear blank

Please see the dear X thread

You are in for it now Jelly......spare is going to have your ass for not putting in Sincerely......lol

Jelly 05-18-2011 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savvyone (Post 2779101)
You are in for it now Jelly......spare is going to have your ass for not putting in Sincerely......lol

Ohhhh .. my bad!


Sincerely,
Your favorite :D

Big O 05-18-2011 03:38 PM

Let's let this die an early and ugly death.....
amen

Savvyone. 05-18-2011 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big O (Post 2779110)
Let's let this die an early and ugly death.....
amen

Awe come on Big O.....I am having fun with this.....

Dear Farmer

With sufficient thrust.....pigs fly just fine.

Sincerely, Porky.

Big O 05-18-2011 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savvyone (Post 2779114)
Awe come on Big O.....I am having fun with this.....

Dear Farmer

With sufficient thrust.....pigs fly just fine.

Sincerely, Porky.

ok...

Dear sewer plant operator.

without you my eyes would be brown.

thank you

Savvyone. 05-18-2011 03:44 PM

Dear Boyfriend

I cannot help that I am multi-talented being able to talk and piss you off at the same time.

Sincerely, The Wanton Girlfriend.

Savvyone. 05-18-2011 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big O (Post 2779120)
ok...

Dear sewer plant operator.

without you my eyes would be brown.

thank you

Ok honey, you have done it now....spare is going to toss all our butts out of here......

You have to say Sincerely.....LOL

Big O 05-18-2011 03:46 PM

dear Wanton Girlfriend,

sometimes you just piss me the F off..... lol

boyfriend

humbleknight 05-18-2011 03:46 PM

Dear Wanton Girlfriend,

Please be advised that your inability to let me in your heart has only prolonged my stay in your life.

Sincerely, Marathon Runner

Big O 05-18-2011 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savvyone (Post 2779128)
Ok honey, you have done it now....spare is going to toss all our butts out of here......

You have to say Sincerely.....LOL

oh, did I not read the rules corectly?

Savvyone. 05-18-2011 03:51 PM

Dear Man In My Life

I do not have an attitude. I have a personality that you can't handle.

Sincerely,

The Charming Bitch.

humbleknight 05-18-2011 03:53 PM

Dear Charming Bitch,

Dreams and visions are for the unstable of mind. Perhaps a reality check is in order

Sincerely, Dr. Feelgood


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