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Lyric~* 10-03-2014 11:34 AM

Worst thing you can say after sex...
 
Your sister was better. :D

ilovetospike 10-03-2014 11:35 AM

I could drive my car into that big hole, woman

Superblyvivacious 10-03-2014 11:37 AM

You were absolutely shite!

LucasR 10-03-2014 11:38 AM

I would have enjoyed doggy more had it not for be the whiff I got

SophieC 10-03-2014 11:39 AM

Is that it?

likesherbuttons 10-03-2014 11:41 AM

It's better with the tv on..

Lyric~* 10-03-2014 11:44 AM

One of us farted. :p

Lyric~* 10-03-2014 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LucasR (Post 5207270)
I would have enjoyed doggy more had it not for be the whiff I got

:yks :lmao

Lyric~* 10-03-2014 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovetospike (Post 5207262)
I could drive my car into that big hole, woman

That would have been your last words ever spoken! Lmao

.Cotties 10-03-2014 11:46 AM

down boy!

likesherbuttons 10-03-2014 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lyric~* (Post 5207284)
One of us farted. :p

Omg your mind is disgusting...:p

Lyric~* 10-03-2014 11:46 AM

That 30 seconds was a waste of precious time.

Superblyvivacious 10-03-2014 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovetospike (Post 5207262)
I could drive my car into that big hole, woman

Who are you? Blooming Noddy! :D

Lyric~* 10-03-2014 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by likesherbuttons (Post 5207292)
Omg your mind is disgusting...:p

It was your parents that's standing in the hallway! LOL

likesherbuttons 10-03-2014 11:48 AM

You could braid that hair

LucasR 10-03-2014 11:48 AM

Your sister was so much tighter

likesherbuttons 10-03-2014 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lyric~* (Post 5207297)
It was your parents that's standing in the hallway! LOL

Omg you're killing me smells....lol

Lyric~* 10-03-2014 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cotties (Post 5207289)
down boy!

Is that to her or your...:D? Hmmm....this could be interesting! Haha

sexilicious 10-03-2014 11:50 AM

Yawn

likesherbuttons 10-03-2014 11:50 AM

Tuna fish?

Lyric~* 10-03-2014 11:51 AM

Thanks for the giggles y'all!! Laughing here. :D

LucasR 10-03-2014 11:52 AM

The herpes sores in your mouth did not add any extra stimulation on my penis

ilovetospike 10-03-2014 11:52 AM

you need to watch more porn and learn something

Lyric~* 10-03-2014 11:53 AM

This is the shit on do on my way to work! Makes my day hitch off with a bang! No pun intended or maybe I do. :ld :kk

Lyric~* 10-03-2014 11:54 AM

Why did you have cottage cheese down there? :sc


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