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MishMash 07-08-2016 07:55 AM

The Donut Thread
 
This thread is a tribute to all the wonderful donuts out there.

Some are small some are round some are chocolate and some make sounds.

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...8/85074500.jpg

Arcon 07-08-2016 08:04 AM

Time to make the doughnuts

scott46 07-08-2016 08:19 AM

Homer Simpson would be proud!

ImNotYourWife 07-08-2016 08:21 AM

I'll have to Long John please! :D

Arcon 07-08-2016 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ImNotYourWife (Post 5808436)
I'll have to Long John please! :D

Extra cream filling?:ld

Awake My Soul 07-08-2016 08:26 AM

Where's the Maple Nut Persian? Mmmm.... one of my favorites.

southern1 07-08-2016 08:33 AM

This could possibly become my favorite thread nom nom nom

ladygodiva123 07-08-2016 08:49 AM

Chocolate frosted ..yum!

Arcon 07-08-2016 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladygodiva123 (Post 5808479)
Chocolate frosted ..yum!

So frosted with you

Awake My Soul 07-08-2016 08:51 AM

Donuts - they're the only reason I hold staff meetings.

artemis 07-08-2016 10:13 AM

I absolutely hate donuts. They look yummy until I get close & the smell makes me want to barf! I have taken bites on & off over the last 17 years & yuck... trash is where they landed!

artemis 07-08-2016 10:17 AM

But as a peace offering to all donut lovers:

http://electrikkiss.files.wordpress....1/wedni248.jpg


I hope no idiot brought donuts to work ... Barf!!!!

artemis 07-08-2016 10:22 AM

Green tea flavored donut

http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf...i403o1_500.png

Arcon 07-08-2016 10:22 AM

Hope thats you ;)

artemis 07-08-2016 10:24 AM

http://images1.tickld.com/live/1154142.jpg

artemis 07-08-2016 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arcon (Post 5808590)
Hope thats you ;)

The only way that can be me is if I bathed in pure bleach for about 2 -3 days! :D

Arcon 07-08-2016 10:30 AM

Ah well you still pose

Awake My Soul 07-08-2016 11:03 AM

Has anyone ever tried a maple bacon bar? I just couldn't bring myself to do it when my local bakery had them once. I love donuts, I love bacon, I love maple, but that sounds like too much.

artemis 07-08-2016 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Awake My Soul (Post 5808672)
Has anyone ever tried a maple bacon bar? I just couldn't bring myself to do it when my local bakery had them once. I love donuts, I love bacon, I love maple, but that sounds like too much.

Omg! This just got way worse! How man..? How??!!!
Shocking!

Just A Girl 07-08-2016 01:26 PM

http://thefunniestpictures.com/wp-co...-of-Donuts.jpg

TomIAm 07-08-2016 01:34 PM

It's probably been 3 years since I ate a donut. I fucking rule.

Just A Girl 07-08-2016 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TomIAm (Post 5809057)
It's probably been 3 years since I ate a donut. I fucking rule.

Now we know why you're so grouchy :p

Amonte 07-08-2016 01:56 PM

http://s1.favim.com/orig/201109/15/d...com-144947.jpg

ZoydW 07-08-2016 03:29 PM

Of course, this makes me think of the age-old dispute. Which is it?

http://www.lcweekly.com/images/stori...ghnut-shop.jpg

or

http://missouri66.org/wp-content/upl...t_drive_in.jpg

Just A Girl 07-08-2016 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZoydW (Post 5809351)
Of course, this makes me think of the age-old dispute. Which is it?

http://www.lcweekly.com/images/stori...ghnut-shop.jpg

or

http://missouri66.org/wp-content/upl...t_drive_in.jpg

You spend too much time in the newsroom :p

gabrielle22 07-08-2016 04:25 PM

http://p1cdn06.thewrap.com/images/2014/05/donut2.jpg

Come on in. The doughnut's fine

Arcon 07-08-2016 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gabrielle22 (Post 5809423)

Room.for me?

gabrielle22 07-08-2016 04:28 PM

I'm pretty sure this is how you get pink eye.

https://coedmagazine.files.wordpress...ality=88&w=750

Arcon 07-08-2016 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gabrielle22 (Post 5809428)
I'm pretty sure this is how you get pink eye.

https://coedmagazine.files.wordpress...ality=88&w=750

Pink sprinkles will do it everytime

ZoydW 07-08-2016 04:56 PM

I Ate a Doughnut Off My Boyfriend's Penis and It Was Awesome
By Krista McHarden--Feb 10, 2014


Let's cut the shit. When Cosmopolitan assigned me to test out their most infamous sex tip to put a doughnut on my boyfriend's dick and then write about it I wanted to cry and throw up on my boss and then quit and cry and throw up forever at home. Pastry and pubic hair? I'm throwing up.

But then I thought about it. This has got to be Cosmo's wackiest, craziest, most batshit battiest sex tip, right? It takes home the gold medal in the insane sex tips Olympics and it doesn't even try. The other sex tips are out there working on their triple salchows and this motherfucker just wanders in off the street and completes a five rotation axel like it's nothing. I mean, what SICK SICK brain thought to put a doughnut on a ding dong? The SICK SICK brain of a sexual genius, that's who. Because putting a doughnut on your boyfriend's dick is suuuuper fun.

First, I had to beg my boyfriend to do this. He was like, "What if I get a yeast infection!?" and then I was all, "Dude, you're getting a blow job. Shut up." And then I Googled the thing about yeast infections and it turns out it can be a thing for uncircumcised dudes so, uh, just be careful about creating a Krispy Kreme outlet in his boxer briefs.

And before you're all OMG EW, just calm down. Sex is fun! This was my mantra as I prepared for the Cosmo challenge. This is great! I love to trying new things! And I love doughnuts! Win/win. If the last sentence is surprising to you, it's probably because you've never lovingly stuck a doughnut on your partner's penis. Believe me, before I saw this sex tip, I'd never even considered it. It does make perfect sense, though. That hole. All that glaze.

I was ready to give my first high-calorie blow job.

The Sex Tip: Slip a glazed doughnut around his penis and nibble it off.

The Doughnut: I chose a doughnut place I've never been and will never go again to buy the pastry in question. I am certain everyone knew what I was doing when I chose to buy three doughnuts in sunglasses and a headscarf. I picked a vegan and gluten-free doughnut so don't say I don't care about your sexual health! The below is a picture of what the doughnut looked like after the blow job was done. My boyfriend is a gay unicorn. JKJKJK, I ate this one because no way was I fucking that beautiful thing up by putting it on a dick. It was delicious.

http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/...ut-dick-de.jpg

Then, I went down a few models to your standard raised doughnut. Delicious, but not so delicious that I couldn't resist it. If I was going to use a doughnut for this, I wasn't going sprinkles and chocolate. I was going for the utilitarian model. If it didn't work, at least I wouldn't lose a good doughnut in the process. (Best doughnut: French.) This is the donut I ended up using:

http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/27/...ut-dick-de.jpg

The Location: My bed. I'm already eating a doughnut off someone's dong, I don't need any added intrigue.

The Music: Marvin Gaye. Seriously. I strutted in the room in sweat pants and twirled the doughnut around my finger. The entire world was turned on.

The Mood: Drooling over doughnut. Then laughing. We lit a doughnut-scented Yankee candle to heighten the drama.

The Act: We made out until his penis was ready to receive the doughnut sacrifice. Then, because the hole was pretty small and my man's penis is SO SO BIG JUST GIANT OMG, I was able to slip it just over the tip. He just pushed the thing down and it miraculously didn't break. I recommend a hearty doughnut. From then on, it was basically a regular blowie with a doughnut in the way. What more is there to say? We laughed and laughed, and I started to wish I still had the doughnut with the whipped cream in it because that actually would have been pretty fun. Tasty lube! The glaze, however, was decently helpful in making an ordinary blow job that much more bearable wonderful and loving. And I can report that, thanks to some careful manscaping, I avoided the preconceived pube problem altogether.

After it was over, my boyfriend went back to his Stephen King novela, but I knew nothing he could read would ever be more magical than what had just happened.

Because here's the thing. Sex is AMAZING and almost always really good, especially if you're with someone you love who knows how to werk it, but sometimes you just want to spice shit up. And the spice in this particular instance comes in the form of a sexual doughnut. So sue me! And when you do, send a sexy police officer to take me to doughnut jail.


http://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertai...hnut-on-penis/

MishMash 07-08-2016 05:37 PM

Whether your donut is chocolate or strawberry its probably going to end up glazed.

MishMash 07-08-2016 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TomIAm (Post 5809057)
It's probably been 3 years since I ate a donut. I fucking rule.

How long has it been since yours has been eaten?

gabrielle22 07-08-2016 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MishMash (Post 5809561)
How long has it been since yours has been eaten?

Shhhh. I think his is a cruller

Ivan 07-08-2016 10:05 PM

I like to stick my fingers in the doughnut hole before I eat them.

https://s33.postimg.org/ds8z2k8vz/Donut_Queen.jpg

MishMash 07-08-2016 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ivan (Post 5810080)
I like to stick my fingers in the doughnut hole before I eat them.

https://s33.postimg.org/ds8z2k8vz/Donut_Queen.jpg

Thats a good way to find out what you're up against.

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artemis 07-08-2016 10:41 PM

There used to be a place between Austin & Houston in Texas which had a sign saying Fresh Donuts & Seafood!

Awake My Soul 07-08-2016 10:42 PM

My wife and I argue over who has the best donuts. I prefer the local bakery, she likes Dunkin' Donuts.

I found this out after we got married. That was the beginning of everything falling apart.

MishMash 07-08-2016 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by artemis (Post 5810138)
There used to be a place between Austin & Houston in Texas which had a sign saying Fresh Donuts & Seafood!

The Shocker!

artemis 07-08-2016 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MishMash (Post 5810141)
The Shocker!

I wonder if it's still there.. Tex could have told me.

artemis 07-08-2016 10:50 PM

http://m.mentalfloss.com/article.php?id=71300


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