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Alfa 12-17-2008 07:49 AM

A Lie About The Person Above Me
 
Post something obviously false about the person above you in this thread. The crazier, funnier and more outrageous the better. I'll set the bar low:

If there was a person above me, they would wear army boots while raking their lawn in the nude.

learman3 12-17-2008 07:53 AM

Likes to jog his neighbor hood wearing nothing but a pink thong

~freshly~ 12-17-2008 07:54 AM

The person above me has a terrible avatar and had "grass" covering a certain part..because he is a she!

Alfa 12-17-2008 07:58 AM

Has a massive used tire collection in her back yard that has been burning since 1983. She likes to make love on top of it while singing "On top of old Smokey" really loudly.
Her female neighbors complain, while her male neighbors wait impatiently for their turn to climb Smokey.

~freshly~ 12-17-2008 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by learman3 (Post 1304456)
Likes to jog his neighbor hood wearing nothing but a pink thong

LMAO...now there is a visual ~

~freshly~ 12-17-2008 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fargo...really (Post 1304459)
Has a massive used tire collection in her back yard that has been burning since 1983. She likes to make love on top of it while singing "On top of old Smokey" really loudly.
Her female neighbors complain, while her male neighbors wait impatiently for their turn to climb Smokey.

HAHAHAHAHAAHA ~ you are nuts! Must be crazy in that head of yours!

~freshly~ 12-17-2008 08:04 AM

Learman & Fargo are not really friends......they are actually lovers ~ and they take turns in dressing up as the lady ~ Fargo loves his pink latex nurses uniform but Learman prefers to wear lace...just saying!

UltimateNaneki 12-17-2008 08:45 AM

The person above me had sex with Geek....3 days straight ;)

Alfa 12-17-2008 09:49 AM

Ulti spent yesterday standing in front of the XXX store ringing a bell with a red bucket next to her. At the end of the day it was full of condoms (most of them unused), some matchbooks with phone numbers written in them and $500 for services rendered.

alan xxx 12-17-2008 10:08 AM

i saw fargo slip the used condoms in ultis bucket.

scoobertina 12-17-2008 10:11 AM

alan..... he grabbed one of those used condoms when no one was looking and put it on a doorknob

savant 12-17-2008 02:58 PM

Scoobertina was once part of the Mystery Inc gang.

Shawn 12-17-2008 03:05 PM

Savant performs oral on a woman like a Bulldog going after a vanilla ice cream cone on a warm summer day

sweet 12-17-2008 03:07 PM

Shawn's really my baby's daddy.

Shawn 12-17-2008 03:08 PM

Sweet actually convinced everyone she is having a baby, some women will stop at nothing to get a free pass for the all you can eat buffet

sweet 12-17-2008 03:11 PM

What Shawn doesn't want us to know is he's that pregnant man we've all seen in the magazines and on t.v. :ok

Shawn 12-17-2008 03:13 PM

Sweet used to wrestle alligators and now she is pregnant.... coincidence?...I think not

gdgrl 12-17-2008 03:13 PM

Shawn has everyone thinking he is some hot, West Coast DJ, when he really is just a night janitor for the local strip joint that thinks if he whistles while he works that qualifies for being a DJ. Even if he does take requests.

Shawn 12-17-2008 03:17 PM

gdgrl is an out of work stripper that used to play the small places in vegas untill that fatefull night she tripped on her left boob while making her entrance to .........


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDZFf0pm0SE

Tiglet 12-17-2008 03:19 PM

Although Shawn lives in an ocean community he is deathly afraid of the water due to the fact that when he was young he dove in and sank right to the bottom.

gdgrl 12-17-2008 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawn_N_Sandiego (Post 1304848)
gdgrl is an out of work stripper that used to play the small places in vegas untill that fatefull night she tripped on her left boob while making her entrance to .........


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDZFf0pm0SE



Hey this is supposed to be a lie thread Shawn!!! Not let the whole world know she is a loser, thread. OUCH!

Shawn 12-17-2008 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gdgrlgnbd (Post 1304852)


Hey this is supposed to be a lie thread Shawn!!! Not let the whole world know she is a loser, thread. OUCH!

:lmao well I guess I just have never played well with others

Quote:

Although Shawn lives in an ocean community he is deathly afraid of the water due to the fact that when he was young he dove in and sank right to the bottom.
Tiglet once thought that she could save the world by licking lollipops... turns out she received many job offers from old men dressed in trench coats

manda1 12-17-2008 03:44 PM

Shawn is a DJ....
but what he does not want us to know is that he is really Sam Ronson, Lyndsey Lohans lover....

knawtie 12-17-2008 03:47 PM

Manda is really a man baby!!

Sorry just watched Austin Powers

Alfa 12-17-2008 04:54 PM

Knawtie makes new age art out of used condoms and diaphragms. She calls her works "post-sexual".


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