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Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 07-02-2017, 07:02 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 554
Posted By oldandnaked
My wife has always called my penis her sex toy. ...

My wife has always called my penis her sex toy. I thought it was because she liked to play with it but it turns out it's because it's a much smaller version than she was used to.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 02-22-2017, 11:04 AM
Replies: 31,917
Views: 444,428
Posted By oldandnaked
Warm Southern California or Florida?

Warm

Southern California or Florida?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 01-19-2017, 10:04 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,058
Posted By oldandnaked
I think that might be Brit speak for masturbate. ...

I think that might be Brit speak for masturbate. If so, I don't need any practice.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 12-30-2016, 11:38 AM
Replies: 275
Views: 23,248
Posted By oldandnaked
And less hairy.

And less hairy.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 12-29-2016, 04:04 PM
Replies: 275
Views: 23,248
Posted By oldandnaked
I threaten to send them naked pictures of Cotties.

I threaten to send them naked pictures of Cotties.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 12-13-2016, 11:00 PM
Replies: 31,917
Views: 444,428
Posted By oldandnaked
DIY, unless it requires a ladder over 6'. Big...

DIY, unless it requires a ladder over 6'.

Big dog or little dog?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 12-10-2016, 11:27 PM
Replies: 31,917
Views: 444,428
Posted By oldandnaked
Rainbow. I don't stay up late enough anymore to...

Rainbow. I don't stay up late enough anymore to be a shooting star.

Brick and mortar or Amazon?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 10-30-2016, 11:06 AM
Replies: 31,917
Views: 444,428
Posted By oldandnaked
Etch-a-Sketch. My screen can go blank with the...

Etch-a-Sketch. My screen can go blank with the flick of the wrist.

Mr. Potato Head or Legos?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 09-11-2016, 10:46 PM
Replies: 826
Views: 16,774
Posted By oldandnaked
Started watching Sisters on HBO last nite. ...

Started watching Sisters on HBO last nite. Turned it off after wasting a half hour.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 06-07-2016, 10:49 AM
Replies: 31,917
Views: 444,428
Posted By oldandnaked
Natural Bathing suit or skinny dipping?

Natural

Bathing suit or skinny dipping?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 05-26-2016, 08:49 PM
Replies: 275
Views: 23,248
Posted By oldandnaked
Smokable

Smokable
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 05-26-2016, 08:43 PM
Replies: 275
Views: 23,248
Posted By oldandnaked
Those aren't flowers, they're mushrooms. I...

Those aren't flowers, they're mushrooms. I really gotta wash that bike.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 05-25-2016, 08:13 PM
Replies: 275
Views: 23,248
Posted By oldandnaked
If that's true, it's because they like my sense...

If that's true, it's because they like my sense of fairness, acceptability and humor but mostly because I'm old and harmless.

Not because of my political affiliation.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 05-25-2016, 07:57 PM
Replies: 275
Views: 23,248
Posted By oldandnaked
So far that hasn't worked for me.

So far that hasn't worked for me.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 05-20-2016, 09:51 PM
Replies: 3,449
Views: 83,892
Posted By oldandnaked
Amen.

Amen.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 05-20-2016, 09:25 PM
Replies: 3,449
Views: 83,892
Posted By oldandnaked
I do, only sometimes it's under clothes.

I do, only sometimes it's under clothes.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 05-20-2016, 09:21 PM
Replies: 3,449
Views: 83,892
Posted By oldandnaked
You're welcome to scare the pants off of me...

You're welcome to scare the pants off of me anytime.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 05-11-2016, 08:35 PM
Replies: 6,584
Views: 129,817
Posted By oldandnaked
I grew up in the Midwest and was fortunate enough...

I grew up in the Midwest and was fortunate enough to see the ocean as a young teen. Both the site of seeing that expanse of water and those waves rolling in after a memorable 3 day train ride are...
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 05-10-2016, 10:32 PM
Replies: 6,584
Views: 129,817
Posted By oldandnaked
Really? Oh Darlin, go to the nearest beach. You...

Really?

Oh Darlin, go to the nearest beach. You won't be sorry.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 04-25-2016, 07:23 PM
Replies: 1,084
Views: 27,148
Posted By oldandnaked
How do you feel about the combo of Old Spice and...

How do you feel about the combo of Old Spice and Bengay?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 04-03-2016, 08:54 PM
Replies: 826
Views: 16,774
Posted By oldandnaked
Train wreck, last nite on HBO. It was...

Train wreck, last nite on HBO. It was appropriately titled.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 03-28-2016, 11:15 PM
Replies: 31,917
Views: 444,428
Posted By oldandnaked
[QUOTE=hijiller;5734948] Assuming you mean...

[QUOTE=hijiller;5734948]

Assuming you mean sleeping positions, I start out fetal but end up sprawling. Kinda like my life since birth.

Pillow between the knees or not?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 03-28-2016, 11:03 PM
Replies: 31,917
Views: 444,428
Posted By oldandnaked
Sand, preferably on a clothing optional tropical...

Sand, preferably on a clothing optional tropical beach

Tan lines or not?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 03-22-2016, 10:10 PM
Replies: 1,192
Views: 51,019
Posted By oldandnaked
Yeah, I shoulda left out the "for".

Yeah, I shoulda left out the "for".
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 03-22-2016, 09:48 PM
Replies: 1,192
Views: 51,019
Posted By oldandnaked
You women are such suckers for us bad boy biker...

You women are such suckers for us bad boy biker dudes.
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