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Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 09-18-2013, 03:31 PM
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Views: 534,344
Posted By smartass
barefeet (unless it's february) pizza or calzone?

barefeet (unless it's february)

pizza or calzone?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 09-18-2013, 02:05 PM
Replies: 33,831
Views: 534,344
Posted By smartass
third option, brew-ski are you gas or diesel?

third option, brew-ski

are you gas or diesel?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 09-17-2013, 04:59 PM
Replies: 33,831
Views: 534,344
Posted By smartass
yahooooooooooooooooooo (complete with...

yahooooooooooooooooooo (complete with yodel)

instagram or twitter?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 09-14-2012, 11:11 PM
Replies: 670
Views: 29,479
Posted By smartass
coke, diet. thank you, that'll be all.

coke, diet. thank you, that'll be all.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 08-31-2012, 11:57 AM
Replies: 399
Views: 14,434
Posted By smartass
your logging in no longer sends emergency alerts...

your logging in no longer sends emergency alerts to the bat cave of tom and shawn
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 03-13-2012, 11:13 PM
Replies: 670
Views: 29,479
Posted By smartass
cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger no...

cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger
no coke
pepsi
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 03-13-2012, 12:42 AM
Replies: 1,279
Views: 42,929
Posted By smartass
edward cullen. it's the rock hard, stone cold...

edward cullen. it's the rock hard, stone cold penis.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 03-07-2012, 01:08 PM
Replies: 298
Views: 34,098
Posted By smartass
don't let the white suit fool you..

don't let the white suit fool you..
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 03-07-2012, 01:01 PM
Replies: 298
Views: 34,098
Posted By smartass
close; rophynol ;)

close; rophynol ;)
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 03-07-2012, 12:56 PM
Replies: 298
Views: 34,098
Posted By smartass
want some candy shawn?

want some candy shawn?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 03-07-2012, 12:54 PM
Replies: 298
Views: 34,098
Posted By smartass
when you've survived the sticks and stones of the...

when you've survived the sticks and stones of the mods and have them eating out of the palm of your hand

(i'm not there yet) :D
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 02-24-2012, 06:46 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 447
Posted By smartass
read: men wait..is that something shiny?

read: men

wait..is that something shiny?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 02-13-2012, 12:06 AM
Replies: 1,279
Views: 42,929
Posted By smartass
*bites a grin* you might want to have that...

*bites a grin*

you might want to have that checked.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 02-12-2012, 11:50 PM
Replies: 1,279
Views: 42,929
Posted By smartass
*nose squish*

*nose squish*
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 02-12-2012, 11:41 PM
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Views: 42,929
Posted By smartass
stretch armstrong

stretch armstrong
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 02-12-2012, 11:02 PM
Replies: 1,279
Views: 42,929
Posted By smartass
i did always find the professor on gilligan's...

i did always find the professor on gilligan's island sorta hot.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 02-12-2012, 09:29 PM
Replies: 33,831
Views: 534,344
Posted By smartass
dessert, cause i'll go straight to your ass...

dessert, cause i'll go straight to your ass :D

are you american league baseball or national league baseball?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 02-12-2012, 09:24 PM
Replies: 33,831
Views: 534,344
Posted By smartass
olives; an acquired taste. are you big lebowski...

olives; an acquired taste.

are you big lebowski or pulp fiction?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 02-09-2012, 10:58 PM
Replies: 33,831
Views: 534,344
Posted By smartass
slot machine, you totally take your chances, lose...

slot machine, you totally take your chances, lose money more than gain but get the big pay out when my cherries are line up in a row.

crap, i snoozed...

hmm..sandal. i'm pretty open and like it...
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 02-06-2012, 02:22 PM
Replies: 1,314
Views: 54,023
Posted By smartass
uh, hell to the 'are you out of your fucking...

uh, hell to the 'are you out of your fucking mind' no
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 02-06-2012, 09:55 AM
Replies: 33,831
Views: 534,344
Posted By smartass
once you've met me? old friend. like a worn in...

once you've met me? old friend. like a worn in the right spots pair of jeans that fit perfectly.

are you earth, wind, fire or water?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 02-05-2012, 03:18 PM
Replies: 33,831
Views: 534,344
Posted By smartass
can i be sitting on my flat ass playing touch...

can i be sitting on my flat ass playing touch myself watching the game while my neighbors try to peep into the window?

are you madonna in her material girl stage or madonna in her like a virgin...
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 02-05-2012, 11:14 AM
Replies: 33,831
Views: 534,344
Posted By smartass
front yard - chat with the neighbors while...

front yard - chat with the neighbors while watering the flowers, plus there's the whole curb appeal thing ;)

are you a patriot or a giant?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 02-05-2012, 12:12 AM
Replies: 33,831
Views: 534,344
Posted By smartass
cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger! no...

cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger! no coke, pepsi

are you pecorino romano or stilton?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 02-04-2012, 11:13 PM
Replies: 33,831
Views: 534,344
Posted By smartass
skateboard - i'm daring, hip and something you...

skateboard - i'm daring, hip and something you shouldn't be doing without helmet.

are you backgammon or checkers?
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