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Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 06-15-2018, 08:58 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 3,542
Posted By Alpheius
He looks better than me in my wedding dress.

He looks better than me in my wedding dress.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 06-13-2018, 07:04 AM
Replies: 6,726
Views: 143,100
Posted By Alpheius
making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape

making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 06-13-2018, 06:48 AM
Replies: 323
Views: 25,705
Posted By Alpheius
Damn, how do I convince them not to?

Damn, how do I convince them not to?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 06-06-2018, 06:43 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 885
Posted By Alpheius
Contradictory.

Contradictory.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 05-28-2018, 06:31 AM
Replies: 323
Views: 25,705
Posted By Alpheius
Don't need to. Just photoshop their 2 half-naked...

Don't need to. Just photoshop their 2 half-naked pics together.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 04-09-2018, 07:28 AM
Replies: 6,726
Views: 143,100
Posted By Alpheius
I shudder to think where those rosary beads have...

I shudder to think where those rosary beads have been.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 04-07-2018, 03:11 AM
Replies: 294
Views: 31,180
Posted By Alpheius
I'm beginning to suspect it's not quite the...

I'm beginning to suspect it's not quite the accolade it appears to be.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 11-30-2017, 11:49 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,978
Posted By Alpheius
Find the values of Juicyness and Pleasure such...

Find the values of Juicyness and Pleasure such that the equation satisfies Tongue and Clit.

Hint: The equation plots a circle.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 11-09-2017, 01:26 AM
Replies: 32,036
Views: 485,126
Posted By Alpheius
Eat out Pringles or Tostitos

Eat out

Pringles or Tostitos
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 11-03-2017, 06:01 AM
Replies: 32,036
Views: 485,126
Posted By Alpheius
Turf over surf. Marathon or sprint?

Turf over surf.

Marathon or sprint?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 10-28-2017, 07:16 AM
Replies: 4,471
Views: 43,996
Posted By Alpheius
Depends on how good the poetry was. WYLM skimp...

Depends on how good the poetry was.

WYLM skimp on the wedding to pay for an expensive honeymoon?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 10-17-2017, 02:51 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 1,445
Posted By Alpheius
Perhaps we can make this thread sticky, so that...

Perhaps we can make this thread sticky, so that it doesn't scroll off the page for new folks?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 10-14-2017, 11:41 AM
Replies: 1,089
Views: 28,730
Posted By Alpheius
Nonsense. That was so bad, it was bad.

Nonsense.

That was so bad, it was bad.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 10-12-2017, 07:23 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 1,445
Posted By Alpheius
Great idea, Awake! Maybe people would take more...

Great idea, Awake!

Maybe people would take more notice if their name was in the thread title.

Holy cow @ personalised welcome threads...
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 09-25-2017, 07:56 PM
Replies: 856
Views: 35,810
Posted By Alpheius
My list of body part fetishes grows daily.

My list of body part fetishes grows daily.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 09-23-2017, 08:24 PM
Replies: 955
Views: 21,375
Posted By Alpheius
The Karate Kid... for the umpteenth time. "You're...

The Karate Kid... for the umpteenth time.
"You're the best, around!"
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 09-19-2017, 09:12 PM
Replies: 32,036
Views: 485,126
Posted By Alpheius
Hardwood, if that was an innuendo. Clockwise or...

Hardwood, if that was an innuendo.

Clockwise or counter-clockwise?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 08-08-2017, 10:01 AM
Replies: 6,726
Views: 143,100
Posted By Alpheius
Pina coladas while caught in the rain. Doing yoga...

Pina coladas while caught in the rain.
Doing yoga with half a brain.
Sex at midnight in the dunes of the cape.
Writing, writing, writing to escape.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 07-22-2017, 12:01 AM
Replies: 437
Views: 27,090
Posted By Alpheius
My style is the art of no style.

My style is the art of no style.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 07-21-2017, 11:34 PM
Replies: 32,036
Views: 485,126
Posted By Alpheius
YouTube, that ^^ link clinched it for...

YouTube, that ^^ link clinched it for me.

Planner or procrastinator?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 07-20-2017, 08:08 AM
Replies: 32,036
Views: 485,126
Posted By Alpheius
Cultivated on the outside, wildflower on the...

Cultivated on the outside, wildflower on the inside.

Sight or sound?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 07-18-2017, 06:34 AM
Replies: 32,036
Views: 485,126
Posted By Alpheius
Depends on the music English or Math?

Depends on the music

English or Math?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 07-14-2017, 10:03 AM
Replies: 32,036
Views: 485,126
Posted By Alpheius
Unbelievably, I'm more accurate on the shooting...

Unbelievably, I'm more accurate on the shooting range.

Blue or Pink?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 07-03-2017, 12:17 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 747
Posted By Alpheius
Gotta admit... I never tried the box.

Gotta admit... I never tried the box.
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