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Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 07-02-2015, 03:17 PM
Replies: 866
Views: 36,552
Posted By twoblues
Eyes, for sure, if we are in conversations. Bum,...

Eyes, for sure, if we are in conversations.

Bum, if I'm behind her.

Otherwise, I'll devour her whole body with my eyes (hey, I'm not going to lie, I'm a perv like that sometimes...okay, most of the...
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 06-22-2015, 02:59 PM
Replies: 401
Views: 11,610
Posted By twoblues
It's interesting. As I near 40, I am moving...

It's interesting. As I near 40, I am moving towards 'younger' over older. Well, to be fair, the younger girls seem to be more attracted to me as I get older. Really weird. I guess my greying hair...
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 06-15-2015, 04:11 PM
Replies: 331
Views: 8,335
Posted By twoblues
...and red underwear ;) Lately, mine has been...

...and red underwear ;)


Lately, mine has been yoga pants...Just so much can been seen without being seen.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 12-29-2014, 01:32 PM
Replies: 401
Views: 11,610
Posted By twoblues
When I was in my 20s, I was always hunting down...

When I was in my 20s, I was always hunting down the older women. As I entered my 30s, that slowed down and I started to mix the younger with the older.

Now, as I near 40, I'm starting to switch to...
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 11-08-2014, 10:26 PM
Replies: 33,240
Views: 504,323
Posted By twoblues
One handed because I expect the other hand to be...

One handed because I expect the other hand to be elsewhere.

Butt or chest?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 07-04-2014, 03:09 AM
Replies: 6,819
Views: 148,219
Posted By twoblues
What? You should rectify that.

What? You should rectify that.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 06-25-2014, 02:28 PM
Replies: 4,720
Views: 46,598
Posted By twoblues
Is this a 'nudge nudge wink wink keys in a bowl'...

Is this a 'nudge nudge wink wink keys in a bowl' type club? Yes ;)

WYLM take you to a swinger's club...so you can be the center of attention?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 06-16-2014, 02:21 AM
Replies: 4,720
Views: 46,598
Posted By twoblues
Of course. WYLM butter other body parts?

Of course.

WYLM butter other body parts?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 06-16-2014, 02:10 AM
Replies: 4,720
Views: 46,598
Posted By twoblues
Popcorn without extra butter is like...

Popcorn without extra butter is like non-alcoholic beer. Sure, you can consume it, but why would you want to?

WYLM feed it to you kernel by kernel while you were blindfolded?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 06-16-2014, 12:28 AM
Replies: 4,720
Views: 46,598
Posted By twoblues
Of course. I would even pop the kernels the old...

Of course. I would even pop the kernels the old fashioned way.

WYLM go with the 'hole in the bottom of the popcorn' bucket schtick?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 06-10-2014, 01:56 PM
Replies: 407
Views: 15,814
Posted By twoblues
There is something called guilt? Pfftt...sounds...

There is something called guilt? Pfftt...sounds troublesome.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 01-02-2014, 05:10 PM
Replies: 6,819
Views: 148,219
Posted By twoblues
Note to self...be extremely kind in my PMs to...

Note to self...be extremely kind in my PMs to JerseyGirl.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 12-30-2013, 01:34 PM
Replies: 6,819
Views: 148,219
Posted By twoblues
Well, I will send you a manual on how to seduce a...

Well, I will send you a manual on how to seduce a man out of his towel.

hint...it doesn't take much ;)
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 12-14-2013, 01:01 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 554
Posted By twoblues
Requires a certain number of posts (I am guessing...

Requires a certain number of posts (I am guessing 150) before you can customize your avatar.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 12-11-2013, 06:43 PM
Replies: 328
Views: 13,859
Posted By twoblues
Sounds like a thread about true love.

Sounds like a thread about true love.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 12-11-2013, 06:19 PM
Replies: 328
Views: 13,859
Posted By twoblues
Oh snap...leave for a few minutes and the girls...

Oh snap...leave for a few minutes and the girls start kissing :spm
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 12-11-2013, 05:42 PM
Replies: 328
Views: 13,859
Posted By twoblues
Except no one has kissed anyone yet! :(

Except no one has kissed anyone yet! :(
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 12-10-2013, 06:46 PM
Replies: 328
Views: 13,859
Posted By twoblues
No, this site is just better with all the men on...

No, this site is just better with all the men on ignore :)


...now to put you back on ignore :p
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 12-10-2013, 03:50 PM
Replies: 328
Views: 13,859
Posted By twoblues
I do believe I was lent that. I have it here in...

I do believe I was lent that. I have it here in my lap. I'm pretty sure it can fit a few more hands...
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 12-10-2013, 03:46 PM
Replies: 328
Views: 13,859
Posted By twoblues
There's someone here named Shawn? Does he work...

There's someone here named Shawn? Does he work the night shift or something? I hate him already!
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 12-10-2013, 03:44 PM
Replies: 328
Views: 13,859
Posted By twoblues
Where is the list of mods...

Where is the list of mods anyway?

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01673/ducking-stool_1673736c.jpg
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 12-10-2013, 03:42 PM
Replies: 328
Views: 13,859
Posted By twoblues
Ladies, you've told me there is only one way to...

Ladies, you've told me there is only one way to change a man.

Tie him up and make him change.



...wait...I was told that was how I could learn to like tea...doesn't look quite right now that I...
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 12-10-2013, 03:19 PM
Replies: 328
Views: 13,859
Posted By twoblues
Can you put the bowl in you lap? You know, so I...

Can you put the bowl in you lap? You know, so I can reach over and have some as well?
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