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Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! Today, 04:32 AM
Replies: 1,184
Views: 53,001
Posted By Alpheius
People's blood sugar levels through the roof.

People's blood sugar levels through the roof.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 07-10-2018, 01:26 AM
Replies: 104
Views: 718
Posted By Alpheius
"You need to spread some pity sex around to other...

"You need to spread some pity sex around to other people before you can have pity sex with this person again!"
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 07-09-2018, 11:22 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 718
Posted By Alpheius
So amidst all this gobbling, has anyone repped...

So amidst all this gobbling, has anyone repped anyone yet?
That was the point of this thread, right?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 07-09-2018, 09:57 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 718
Posted By Alpheius
Try to avoid getting your threads hijacked by...

Try to avoid getting your threads hijacked by chatty people.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 07-09-2018, 11:05 AM
Replies: 1,099
Views: 29,041
Posted By Alpheius
Anything spritzed behind the knees.

Anything spritzed behind the knees.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 06-15-2018, 08:58 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 3,597
Posted By Alpheius
He looks better than me in my wedding dress.

He looks better than me in my wedding dress.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 06-13-2018, 07:04 AM
Replies: 6,727
Views: 144,364
Posted By Alpheius
making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape

making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 06-13-2018, 06:48 AM
Replies: 323
Views: 26,111
Posted By Alpheius
Damn, how do I convince them not to?

Damn, how do I convince them not to?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 06-06-2018, 06:43 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,049
Posted By Alpheius
Contradictory.

Contradictory.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 05-28-2018, 06:31 AM
Replies: 323
Views: 26,111
Posted By Alpheius
Don't need to. Just photoshop their 2 half-naked...

Don't need to. Just photoshop their 2 half-naked pics together.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 04-09-2018, 07:28 AM
Replies: 6,727
Views: 144,364
Posted By Alpheius
I shudder to think where those rosary beads have...

I shudder to think where those rosary beads have been.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 04-07-2018, 03:11 AM
Replies: 294
Views: 31,824
Posted By Alpheius
I'm beginning to suspect it's not quite the...

I'm beginning to suspect it's not quite the accolade it appears to be.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 11-30-2017, 11:49 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 2,008
Posted By Alpheius
Find the values of Juicyness and Pleasure such...

Find the values of Juicyness and Pleasure such that the equation satisfies Tongue and Clit.

Hint: The equation plots a circle.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 11-09-2017, 01:26 AM
Replies: 32,037
Views: 488,828
Posted By Alpheius
Eat out Pringles or Tostitos

Eat out

Pringles or Tostitos
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 11-03-2017, 06:01 AM
Replies: 32,037
Views: 488,828
Posted By Alpheius
Turf over surf. Marathon or sprint?

Turf over surf.

Marathon or sprint?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 10-28-2017, 07:16 AM
Replies: 4,528
Views: 44,732
Posted By Alpheius
Depends on how good the poetry was. WYLM skimp...

Depends on how good the poetry was.

WYLM skimp on the wedding to pay for an expensive honeymoon?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 10-17-2017, 02:51 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 1,488
Posted By Alpheius
Perhaps we can make this thread sticky, so that...

Perhaps we can make this thread sticky, so that it doesn't scroll off the page for new folks?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 10-14-2017, 11:41 AM
Replies: 1,099
Views: 29,041
Posted By Alpheius
Nonsense. That was so bad, it was bad.

Nonsense.

That was so bad, it was bad.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 10-12-2017, 07:23 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 1,488
Posted By Alpheius
Great idea, Awake! Maybe people would take more...

Great idea, Awake!

Maybe people would take more notice if their name was in the thread title.

Holy cow @ personalised welcome threads...
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 09-25-2017, 07:56 PM
Replies: 856
Views: 35,974
Posted By Alpheius
My list of body part fetishes grows daily.

My list of body part fetishes grows daily.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 09-23-2017, 08:24 PM
Replies: 987
Views: 22,433
Posted By Alpheius
The Karate Kid... for the umpteenth time. "You're...

The Karate Kid... for the umpteenth time.
"You're the best, around!"
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 09-19-2017, 09:12 PM
Replies: 32,037
Views: 488,828
Posted By Alpheius
Hardwood, if that was an innuendo. Clockwise or...

Hardwood, if that was an innuendo.

Clockwise or counter-clockwise?
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