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Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 07-03-2017, 12:16 AM
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Posted By La Croix
Emphasis on the middle "ho". That's 2 angry...

Emphasis on the middle "ho".

That's 2 angry elves, a figgy pudding, 9 maids a milking, a cup of cheer, and 3 ghosts that cum at midnight.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 07-02-2017, 11:56 PM
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Views: 554
Posted By La Croix
Lent is for temporary quitters.

Lent is for temporary quitters.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 07-02-2017, 11:46 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 554
Posted By La Croix
Well what level would a midget, a dead hooker...

Well what level would a midget, a dead hooker rolled up in a carpet, a length of hose, and an empty Pringles can full of grape sno-cone be?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 07-02-2017, 11:40 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 554
Posted By La Croix
Gimp in a box? Like the SNL song?

Gimp in a box? Like the SNL song?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 07-02-2017, 11:29 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 554
Posted By La Croix
May I see it now?

May I see it now?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 07-02-2017, 10:40 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 554
Posted By La Croix
Okay light, yet rigid. I have no idea where...

Okay light, yet rigid. I have no idea where you're going with this. I'm so excited.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 07-02-2017, 10:27 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 554
Posted By La Croix
In the shabby-chic style, from reclaimed pallet...

In the shabby-chic style, from reclaimed pallet wood?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 07-02-2017, 10:06 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 554
Posted By La Croix
I like a sex toy suggestion box.

I like a sex toy suggestion box.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 09-08-2014, 11:37 PM
Replies: 159
Views: 3,550
Posted By La Croix
doesn't want BBC?

doesn't want BBC?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 04-26-2014, 01:52 AM
Replies: 3,190
Views: 37,429
Posted By La Croix
WHOA FUCK YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING! Wow spooky.....

WHOA FUCK YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING! Wow spooky.....
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 04-26-2014, 01:52 AM
Replies: 3,190
Views: 37,429
Posted By La Croix
HA HA! Devil, or angel, I'm not sure how to play...

HA HA! Devil, or angel, I'm not sure how to play this.

Ever kiss a member of the same sex?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 02-26-2014, 05:43 PM
Replies: 159
Views: 3,550
Posted By La Croix
Don't listen to all these voices of reason Marky...

Don't listen to all these voices of reason Marky Mark. Send me a pic of your wife.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 02-26-2014, 05:34 PM
Replies: 159
Views: 3,550
Posted By La Croix
Thanks for the airtight reasoning, killjoy.

Thanks for the airtight reasoning, killjoy.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 02-26-2014, 05:33 PM
Replies: 159
Views: 3,550
Posted By La Croix
Well it's brought me closer to you already.

Well it's brought me closer to you already.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 02-26-2014, 05:26 PM
Replies: 159
Views: 3,550
Posted By La Croix
What did you say? I was getting really turned on...

What did you say? I was getting really turned on by your avatar.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 02-26-2014, 05:18 PM
Replies: 159
Views: 3,550
Posted By La Croix
Look Mark I'll be happy to fuck your old lady,...

Look Mark I'll be happy to fuck your old lady, provided she's hot. And I mean really hot not "I think she looks good for her age" hot.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 02-26-2014, 05:06 PM
Replies: 159
Views: 3,550
Posted By La Croix
All Mark's problems stem from the fact that he...

All Mark's problems stem from the fact that he didn't go with Dryhump49 for a username, as we discussed.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 02-26-2014, 04:57 PM
Replies: 159
Views: 3,550
Posted By La Croix
If you had gone with...

If you had gone with I'm_Gonna_Leave_A_Mark_Bitch, like we had discussed
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 02-26-2014, 04:52 PM
Replies: 159
Views: 3,550
Posted By La Croix
Mark if you spell your name backward it's Kram,...

Mark if you spell your name backward it's Kram, which would be bootylicious.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 02-26-2014, 04:46 PM
Replies: 159
Views: 3,550
Posted By La Croix
You have a little sumpin sumpin for avatars,...

You have a little sumpin sumpin for avatars, dontcha Marky Mark?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 02-26-2014, 12:24 PM
Replies: 331
Views: 7,878
Posted By La Croix
Hmmmmm, I suppose you're right. Very profound. I...

Hmmmmm, I suppose you're right. Very profound. I really respect that answer. Show me your tits.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 02-26-2014, 12:21 PM
Replies: 331
Views: 7,878
Posted By La Croix
Monkeys: The Global Warming Solution

Monkeys: The Global Warming Solution
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 02-26-2014, 12:12 PM
Replies: 331
Views: 7,878
Posted By La Croix
I'm all about the environment.

I'm all about the environment.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 02-26-2014, 12:03 PM
Replies: 331
Views: 7,878
Posted By La Croix
If I were in the amazon, I'd train monkeys to...

If I were in the amazon, I'd train monkeys to lick my ass clean after defecating.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 02-25-2014, 01:47 PM
Replies: 1,170
Views: 51,111
Posted By La Croix
A hard bargain.

A hard bargain.
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