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Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 01-17-2014, 02:46 AM
Replies: 475
Views: 18,350
Posted By Monkey Butler
Yup, had it done and was no bother at all.

Yup, had it done and was no bother at all.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 12-29-2013, 04:07 AM
Replies: 6,880
Views: 158,573
Posted By Monkey Butler
Had sex in a caravan or RV.

Had sex in a caravan or RV.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 12-06-2013, 03:58 AM
Replies: 33,831
Views: 534,531
Posted By Monkey Butler
Christmas Day. Mulled wine or eggnog.

Christmas Day.

Mulled wine or eggnog.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 12-02-2013, 03:00 PM
Replies: 1,206
Views: 55,601
Posted By Monkey Butler
All the ladies wild with desire. Amirite...

All the ladies wild with desire. Amirite ladies?
Yeah I am, go on admit it.

Who's bloody laughing?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 11-22-2013, 05:01 AM
Replies: 33,831
Views: 534,531
Posted By Monkey Butler
I'd like to think I'm read the book, but I'm...

I'd like to think I'm read the book, but I'm probably watch the movie.

Up early or lie in?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 11-07-2013, 04:13 AM
Replies: 161
Views: 10,327
Posted By Monkey Butler
The question is, how many of you have found the...

The question is, how many of you have found the A-spot?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anterior_fornix_erogenous_zone
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 11-07-2013, 03:42 AM
Replies: 161
Views: 10,327
Posted By Monkey Butler
If I was allowed more than three minutes, I'm...

If I was allowed more than three minutes, I'm sure I'd be able to give a proper workout.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 11-06-2013, 05:03 AM
Replies: 1,284
Views: 42,994
Posted By Monkey Butler
Is that Lois's twin brother? ;)

Is that Lois's twin brother? ;)
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 11-06-2013, 04:16 AM
Replies: 1,284
Views: 42,994
Posted By Monkey Butler
Because of my love of 50s B-movies, I kinda...

Because of my love of 50s B-movies, I kinda prefer Vampira as portrayed by Maila Nurmi, the character that Elvira was based on.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 11-06-2013, 04:06 AM
Replies: 1,284
Views: 42,994
Posted By Monkey Butler
After watching lots of Star Trek the Next Gen,...

After watching lots of Star Trek the Next Gen, Troi still looks pretty fine.

Although being an empath, I'm sure she'd notice my intentions instantly and run screaming.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 11-02-2013, 05:18 AM
Replies: 399
Views: 14,439
Posted By Monkey Butler
When you run out of smart arse comments on the...

When you run out of smart arse comments on the "would you have sex with" thread.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 11-01-2013, 05:18 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 5,127
Posted By Monkey Butler
If they're drawing blood I think its probably...

If they're drawing blood I think its probably wise to tell them to stop, bugger their feelings.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 10-29-2013, 11:18 AM
Replies: 1,314
Views: 54,036
Posted By Monkey Butler
There are times where I don't think she realises...

There are times where I don't think she realises I even exist beyond that person that does things for her.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 10-29-2013, 03:27 AM
Replies: 33,831
Views: 534,531
Posted By Monkey Butler
TNR Many positions or just the one.

TNR

Many positions or just the one.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 10-26-2013, 04:37 PM
Replies: 33,831
Views: 534,531
Posted By Monkey Butler
For me or you? Either way, yeah, why not. Rough...

For me or you? Either way, yeah, why not.

Rough or gentle
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 10-26-2013, 06:05 AM
Replies: 6,880
Views: 158,573
Posted By Monkey Butler
I'm not bloody surprised.

I'm not bloody surprised.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 10-26-2013, 05:51 AM
Replies: 6,880
Views: 158,573
Posted By Monkey Butler
Why would...anyone...ever....honestly....you...

Why would...anyone...ever....honestly....you just....don't. No.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 10-26-2013, 05:47 AM
Replies: 6,880
Views: 158,573
Posted By Monkey Butler
Oh you should. It's very liberating. ;)

Oh you should.

It's very liberating. ;)
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 10-26-2013, 05:17 AM
Replies: 6,880
Views: 158,573
Posted By Monkey Butler
Cock. You know its a good job were not doing...

Cock.

You know its a good job were not doing this with drinks. You'd have gone through a couple of crates by now.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 10-26-2013, 04:54 AM
Replies: 6,880
Views: 158,573
Posted By Monkey Butler
See, it's not hard. Which is another reason I've...

See, it's not hard.

Which is another reason I've not been naked in public, because I couldn't guarantee that it wouldn't be.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 10-26-2013, 04:50 AM
Replies: 6,880
Views: 158,573
Posted By Monkey Butler
Been naked in public.

Been naked in public.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 10-22-2013, 12:57 PM
Replies: 131
Views: 4,744
Posted By Monkey Butler
Lemme guess. It was cold and you'd had a lot to...

Lemme guess.

It was cold and you'd had a lot to drink when that photo was taken?
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 10-22-2013, 12:51 PM
Replies: 131
Views: 4,744
Posted By Monkey Butler
You're dressing a little to the right there.

You're dressing a little to the right there.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 10-22-2013, 12:45 PM
Replies: 131
Views: 4,744
Posted By Monkey Butler
Monkeys!!! No? No? Geez. Tough crowd.

Monkeys!!!

No? No?

Geez. Tough crowd.
Forum: Practice Flirting Chat, Newbie Questions! 10-21-2013, 10:40 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,999
Posted By Monkey Butler
In terms of things being done to me...? The...

In terms of things being done to me...?

The closest anyone has got to me in a car is the gear stick. Unfortunately, that's not a euphemism.
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