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Old 01-13-2017, 10:03 AM   #4204
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There is of course the story of "The Three Pigs". That, however, focuses entirely on fear and intimidation unless you're a wolf. Now the wolf has issues with the third pig which is easily remedied by the use of a backloader. But alas the poor wolf had some issues as they would not let a wolf have a backloader.

The wolf, being a clever and resourceful creature, thought, "Perchance I can ring up a backloader operator and retain his services?" Try as he might, the wolf had another problem: he had no telephone with which to ring up the backloader operator.

Then he came up with a brilliant plan: "The pigs have to get hungry. Sooner or later they'll run out of food and need to exit that structure. I'll just have to wait outside."

The wolf waited outside for several days, growing hungrier and hungrier.

He hadn't counted on the fact that the brick home had a back door.
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