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Old 11-02-2009, 08:43 PM   #6901
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Old 11-02-2009, 08:54 PM   #6902
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Old 11-02-2009, 09:02 PM   #6903
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Old 11-02-2009, 09:06 PM   #6904
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I always like Orange Crush as a kid though .
Orange??
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Old 11-02-2009, 09:07 PM   #6905
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Old 11-02-2009, 09:15 PM   #6906
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Old 11-02-2009, 09:37 PM   #6907
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Old 11-02-2009, 09:40 PM   #6908
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Old 11-03-2009, 05:56 AM   #6909
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is incredible
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Old 11-03-2009, 06:22 AM   #6910
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Old 11-03-2009, 07:29 AM   #6911
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How awesome, Rex! What a lucky girl!

mine is sleeping now. I'd love to be able to see that. I would just watch him sleep..for at least 5 minutes before I terrorized him (in a good way...no one get excited..especially you Rex..I know I used the word terrorism in a form)
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Old 11-03-2009, 07:37 AM   #6912
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kinda sad today. I hope I can cheer her up
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Old 11-03-2009, 07:47 AM   #6913
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up so very early in the morning!
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Old 11-03-2009, 07:50 AM   #6914
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Old 11-03-2009, 08:32 AM   #6915
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Just crushing ice for a diet pepsi
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Old 11-03-2009, 08:35 AM   #6916
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wonderful...
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Old 11-03-2009, 12:33 PM   #6917
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Old 11-03-2009, 12:36 PM   #6918
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I have no crushes...just booty calls...it keeps life far more simple that way
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Old 11-03-2009, 01:56 PM   #6919
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I have no crushes but I am accepting applications.
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Old 11-03-2009, 02:26 PM   #6920
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Old 11-03-2009, 05:51 PM   #6921
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Old 11-03-2009, 05:53 PM   #6922
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Old 11-03-2009, 05:53 PM   #6923
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I do not think is out there!
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Old 11-03-2009, 07:08 PM   #6924
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I think I will have a different one every day....this is today's crush

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Old 11-03-2009, 07:27 PM   #6925
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In NJ right now I believe
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