What are the characteristics or actions of a CLASSY man?

JumpingJack · 04-14-2012, 05:23 PM

All serious and sarcastic responses welcome!

katydid · 04-14-2012, 05:29 PM

Just lurking

Ivan · 04-14-2012, 05:55 PM

Always puts on his best T-shirt when going out to a really classy restaurant.

Shawn · 04-14-2012, 06:02 PM

He gives the "courtesy tap" on her head just before he is about to blow her face off.

Myeyessmile · 04-14-2012, 06:08 PM

he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it

is kind enough to ask you to get him something cause you were up anyway

allows you to iron his pants cause it was what you were put on earth to do

let's me feel needed by leaving a complete mess in the kitchen to clean up.

redcat · 04-14-2012, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Myeyessmile

he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it

is kind enough to ask you to get him something cause you were up anyway

allows you to iron his pants cause it was what you were put on earth to do

let's me feel needed by leaving a complete mess in the kitchen to clean up.

Good grief!! I hope the last one doesn't have anything to do with the first one!!

bryan3636 · 04-14-2012, 09:35 PM

On birthdays and anniversaries uses real plates and silverware instead of paper plates and plastic.

mgirl2011 · 04-14-2012, 09:44 PM

men who friend you on M&F and don't forget to introduce themselves.

Just A Girl · 04-14-2012, 09:56 PM

Men who rip ass under the covers......

Just A Girl · 04-15-2012, 10:08 AM

He washes his hands after scratching his nuts

MidlandGuy · 04-16-2012, 04:42 AM

After totalling up my personal score based on current replies I think I'm coming out of this looking pretty classy, unless of course some of the replies were sarcastic?

Savvyone. · 04-16-2012, 05:42 AM

A classy man.....oh I could have so much fun with this but I will behave.....

1. He would rather have tea then sex.

2. He is responsible enough to own a dog.

Ally · 04-16-2012, 06:42 PM

All I know is that they don't say BOOM or POUND THAT SHIT

(inside joke...)

TheProfessor · 04-16-2012, 06:43 PM

He is wearing a tuxedo in the cock pics he send to you.

Sweet-Tee · 04-16-2012, 06:43 PM

They sleep in the wet spot

Savvyone. · 04-16-2012, 06:45 PM

He will give you the last chocolate.

He won't yell when you smash up his car.

billy383 · 04-16-2012, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Savvyone

He will give you the last chocolate.

He won't yell when you smash up his car.

What? I can understand the car, it was an accident. But the LAST chocolate!

Myeyessmile · 04-16-2012, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MidlandGuy

After totalling up my personal score based on current replies I think I'm coming out of this looking pretty classy, unless of course some of the replies were sarcastic?

sarcastic....oh my you don't know me very well do you....roflmao

Apparition · 04-16-2012, 08:23 PM

Well..not to make it racial or anything..but..if he is white..he would show off his junk to the black dude..so that the black dude can reaffirm his superiority over the size thing.

Puhahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahha

gdgrl · 04-16-2012, 08:25 PM

He says sensuous a lot...Sens u ous up, fetch me a beer!

cockandbull · 04-16-2012, 10:13 PM

A man who meticulously flosses his tooth before a hot date.

MidlandGuy · 04-17-2012, 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Myeyessmile

sarcastic....oh my you don't know me very well do you....roflmao

No I must admit that I don't, but there is plenty of time to get to know you. I shall look forward to it.

mightyfer · 04-19-2012, 10:51 PM

gives thanks after making love to her

MzUndaztood · 04-19-2012, 11:19 PM

One that can hold a conversation with another woman in your presence and not make you think that he wants to fuck her.

Apparition · 04-19-2012, 11:23 PM

In all seriousness?

We use a medium called the "net" to interact here. But we are all REAL. That being said..
Do not try to sex up women here like we are some hunk of meat or commodity after saying hello. Yes, I get it, you all are horny. But seriously, can you treat women this way offline without damage to your family jewels?
Practice same manners as u would as if you were offline. NOW..that is classy.

04-14-2012, 05:23 PM	#1
JumpingJack Flirting God Join Date: Jun 2009 Age: 38 Posts: 1,803 Thanks: 254 Thanked 310 Times in 273 Posts	What are the characteristics or actions of a CLASSY man? All serious and sarcastic responses welcome!

04-14-2012, 06:02 PM	#4
Shawn Forum Surfer Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Greatest place on earth Age: 41 Posts: 25,948 Thanks: 6,764 Thanked 14,753 Times in 7,679 Posts Blog Entries: 54	He gives the "courtesy tap" on her head just before he is about to blow her face off. __________________ "I'd fondle you like I fondle my contacts." -Her Highness

04-14-2012, 06:08 PM	#5
Myeyessmile DK's smartass Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: on his mind Age: 39 Posts: 4,455 Thanks: 1,360 Thanked 1,608 Times in 1,281 Posts	he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it is kind enough to ask you to get him something cause you were up anyway allows you to iron his pants cause it was what you were put on earth to do let's me feel needed by leaving a complete mess in the kitchen to clean up. __________________

04-14-2012, 09:44 PM	#8
mgirl2011 X's Hooligan Join Date: Sep 2011 Age: 38 Posts: 7,795 Thanks: 5,529 Thanked 4,255 Times in 2,698 Posts Blog Entries: 4	men who friend you on M&F and don't forget to introduce themselves. __________________

04-14-2012, 09:56 PM	#9
Just A Girl flower power Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: where the kissing is good... Age: 39 Posts: 24,116 Thanks: 9,596 Thanked 11,398 Times in 7,469 Posts Blog Entries: 10	Men who rip ass under the covers...... __________________

04-14-2012, 05:29 PM	#2
katydid Just 2 Fingers & A Thumb Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Southwest, USA Age: 50 Posts: 46,013 Thanks: 18,357 Thanked 10,846 Times in 8,692 Posts Blog Entries: 70	Just lurking

04-14-2012, 05:55 PM	#3
Ivan Cheshire Cat Join Date: May 2010 Location: Europe Age: 55 Posts: 4,780 Thanks: 1,684 Thanked 1,804 Times in 1,234 Posts	Always puts on his best T-shirt when going out to a really classy restaurant.

04-14-2012, 09:35 PM	#7
bryan3636 Shhhhh, don't turn around Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Where the sun always shines Age: 50 Posts: 13,784 Thanks: 959 Thanked 3,144 Times in 2,310 Posts Blog Entries: 1	On birthdays and anniversaries uses real plates and silverware instead of paper plates and plastic.

04-15-2012, 10:08 AM	#10
Just A Girl flower power Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: where the kissing is good... Age: 39 Posts: 24,116 Thanks: 9,596 Thanked 11,398 Times in 7,469 Posts Blog Entries: 10	He washes his hands after scratching his nuts __________________

04-16-2012, 04:42 AM	#11
MidlandGuy Super Flirt Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Nottingham, England Age: 30 Posts: 325 Thanks: 84 Thanked 43 Times in 36 Posts	After totalling up my personal score based on current replies I think I'm coming out of this looking pretty classy, unless of course some of the replies were sarcastic?

04-16-2012, 05:42 AM	#12
Savvyone. Flirting God Join Date: Oct 2010 Age: 51 Posts: 26,021 Thanks: 7,445 Thanked 7,188 Times in 5,671 Posts	A classy man.....oh I could have so much fun with this but I will behave..... 1. He would rather have tea then sex. 2. He is responsible enough to own a dog. __________________ Wanted deleted but then started to try and come back under various names.

04-16-2012, 06:42 PM	#13
Ally Visitor I Love It Here Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Dans mes rêves Age: 35 Posts: 16,134 Thanks: 5,327 Thanked 6,357 Times in 4,184 Posts Blog Entries: 27	All I know is that they don't say BOOM or POUND THAT SHIT (inside joke...)

04-16-2012, 06:43 PM	#14
TheProfessor Dance sans pants Join Date: Dec 2011 Age: 36 Posts: 3,627 Thanks: 1,007 Thanked 2,042 Times in 1,348 Posts	He is wearing a tuxedo in the cock pics he send to you. __________________ I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now.

04-16-2012, 06:43 PM	#15
Sweet-Tee LOOKING FORWARD Join Date: May 2009 Location: In my happy place Age: 45 Posts: 7,157 Thanks: 704 Thanked 1,204 Times in 984 Posts Blog Entries: 2	They sleep in the wet spot __________________

04-16-2012, 06:45 PM	#16
Savvyone. Flirting God Join Date: Oct 2010 Age: 51 Posts: 26,021 Thanks: 7,445 Thanked 7,188 Times in 5,671 Posts	He will give you the last chocolate. He won't yell when you smash up his car. __________________ Wanted deleted but then started to try and come back under various names.

04-16-2012, 08:23 PM	#19
Apparition Faithling Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Ghost Town Age: 38 Posts: 20,014 Thanks: 3,369 Thanked 4,890 Times in 3,878 Posts Blog Entries: 2	Well..not to make it racial or anything..but..if he is white..he would show off his junk to the black dude..so that the black dude can reaffirm his superiority over the size thing. Puhahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahha __________________ Zero Sum.

04-16-2012, 08:25 PM	#20
gdgrl que sera, sera Join Date: May 2008 Age: 45 Posts: 10,516 Thanks: 3,153 Thanked 2,660 Times in 1,586 Posts Blog Entries: 21	He says sensuous a lot...Sens u ous up, fetch me a beer! __________________ Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip. ~ Gary Allan

04-16-2012, 10:13 PM	#21
cockandbull Super Flirt Join Date: Mar 2012 Age: 46 Posts: 496 Thanks: 0 Thanked 168 Times in 130 Posts	A man who meticulously flosses his tooth before a hot date. __________________ Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

04-19-2012, 10:51 PM	#23
mightyfer Super Flirt Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Where the cold wind blows Age: 40 Posts: 154 Thanks: 0 Thanked 11 Times in 10 Posts	gives thanks after making love to her __________________ Always remember the Golden Rule.

04-19-2012, 11:19 PM	#24
MzUndaztood UnDeFiNeD Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: On the corner of Get Lost and Want You Age: 38 Posts: 2,742 Thanks: 126 Thanked 374 Times in 286 Posts	One that can hold a conversation with another woman in your presence and not make you think that he wants to fuck her. __________________ *I'm not here for your entertainment, it's just you and your hand tonight.*

04-19-2012, 11:23 PM	#25
Apparition Faithling Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Ghost Town Age: 38 Posts: 20,014 Thanks: 3,369 Thanked 4,890 Times in 3,878 Posts Blog Entries: 2	In all seriousness? We use a medium called the "net" to interact here. But we are all REAL. That being said.. Do not try to sex up women here like we are some hunk of meat or commodity after saying hello. Yes, I get it, you all are horny. But seriously, can you treat women this way offline without damage to your family jewels? Practice same manners as u would as if you were offline. NOW..that is classy. __________________ Zero Sum.