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Old 02-08-2017, 03:15 PM   #2301
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Last time I had to drag your lifeless carcass out of the restroom. If you start foaming at the mouth, I'm letting Southern clean you up.

You didnt even know what year it was you tree hugging hippy!

Now leave off the "ban the bomb" badges...and get to work cleaning up your half way house you kaftan wearing Demis Roussos lookalike!
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Old 02-08-2017, 03:28 PM   #2302
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I WAS going to invite you guys to come hide at my house to escape from wherever you came from....but....I don't want any foaming beasts in my house.
Oh, I don't foam. That's all Iceburn.

Don't worry, he'll be restrained and I'll come hide out at your place. I have liquor.
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Old 02-08-2017, 03:30 PM   #2303
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Oh, I don't foam. That's all Iceburn.

Don't worry, he'll be restrained and I'll come hide out at your place. I have liquor.
That sounds interesting. We could drink and throw things at Ice all tied up?
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Old 02-08-2017, 03:36 PM   #2304
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That sounds interesting. We could drink and throw things at Ice all tied up?
Grab your lipstick and draw a bulls eye on his chest. Now where are those darts?

He won't feel a thing.
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Old 02-08-2017, 05:30 PM   #2305
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Old 02-08-2017, 06:02 PM   #2306
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M&F black list. Who to avoid and why

Show Em your bank statement

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Old 02-08-2017, 06:47 PM   #2307
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Flaccid?
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Old 02-08-2017, 07:10 PM   #2308
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That's what I was thinking. Scarlet must have meant when it's not angry
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Old 05-05-2017, 07:42 PM   #2309
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Old 05-05-2017, 08:14 PM   #2310
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Old 05-06-2017, 08:55 AM   #2311
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Old 05-06-2017, 05:35 PM   #2312
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Crikey! I've been away three months and there's only been three ideas for bad threads! What's wrong with you people?
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Old 05-06-2017, 05:37 PM   #2313
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Crikey! I've been away three months and there's only been three ideas for bad threads! What's wrong with you people?
Just wasn't the same without you....
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Old 05-06-2017, 06:39 PM   #2314
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Old 06-09-2017, 10:59 PM   #2316
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Old 06-10-2017, 09:02 AM   #2317
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Old 06-10-2017, 12:54 PM   #2319
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Ahhhh ... what about a thread called "Noobs with boobs" ... that would be sooo baaaad ...
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I'm pretty sure there actually is a thread like that already. Lmao
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