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Old 03-04-2009, 12:40 AM   #1
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Old 03-04-2009, 12:41 AM   #2
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Old 03-04-2009, 12:44 AM   #3
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Old 03-04-2009, 12:55 AM   #4
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Old 03-04-2009, 01:03 AM   #5
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Old 03-04-2009, 01:09 AM   #6
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Old 03-04-2009, 06:59 AM   #7
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Old 03-04-2009, 07:10 AM   #8
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Old 03-04-2009, 07:19 AM   #9
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Old 03-04-2009, 07:44 AM   #10
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Old 03-04-2009, 08:15 AM   #11
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Old 03-04-2009, 08:16 AM   #12
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Old 03-04-2009, 08:19 AM   #13
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Old 03-04-2009, 08:38 AM   #14
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Old 03-04-2009, 08:39 AM   #15
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I'm not wearing anything...just left the shower and dropped my towel.
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Old 03-04-2009, 09:33 AM   #16
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I'm not wearing anything...just left the shower and dropped my towel.
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Old 03-04-2009, 09:36 AM   #17
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Old 03-04-2009, 12:12 PM   #18
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Old 03-04-2009, 12:17 PM   #19
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Old 03-04-2009, 12:26 PM   #20
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Old 03-04-2009, 12:27 PM   #21
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Old 03-04-2009, 01:25 PM   #22
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Old 03-04-2009, 01:48 PM   #23
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Old 03-04-2009, 02:02 PM   #24
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Old 03-04-2009, 02:41 PM   #25
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