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Old 07-21-2011, 08:02 PM   #1
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This is a public notice for all unattached men who would like to be taken care of by a wonderful mistress.

Now, please understand you would have to share her with other men, and be part of her Harem, but as long as you're ok with that, then good times shall be had by all.

So once at least 10 guys have signed up, i shall reveal the name of the lady, and the instructions to join her harem.

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Old 07-21-2011, 08:07 PM   #2
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Hey wait! I need a guy too! Can you find me a harem too?
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Just gonna pull up a chair and watch what happens here...........Popcorn is on the way
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lol, i thought you were going to ask if you could join, i was going to have to rethink the requirements
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Old 07-21-2011, 08:10 PM   #5
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thats a bit on the fence, c'mon join the fun, the waters nice
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Hmmm I would join hers but um I'm kinda really really really bad at the whole sharing men thing *bows head looks up*
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Hmmm I would join hers but um I'm kinda really really really bad at the whole sharing men thing *bows head looks up*

well in that case, how about you referee, and provide an objective opinion on who's suitable?
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That sounds fair but um I need to know who the Queen will be and can I take the ones that are not suitable for her?
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That sounds fair but um I need to know who the Queen will be and can I take the ones that are not suitable for her?
I know i would not be suitable for her !!!!
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not yet, but im taking it you want to be lucky number 1?

no1 gets preferential treatment btw
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I know i would not be suitable for her !!!!

me or the mysterious one? lol

question....does she have age requirements like me?
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That sounds fair but um I need to know who the Queen will be and can I take the ones that are not suitable for her?

ofcourse you could, but you do have problems sharing, so how will you work that out?
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thats not for you to decide, you're no2
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ofcourse you could, but you do have problems sharing, so how will you work that out?
I'll have the ones that she doesn't want...as long as they meet my requirements
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me or the mysterious one? lol

question....does she have age requirements like me?

i dont think she has age requirements, or indeed any specific requests, i gather she just wants a good selection for a bit of variety

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i dont think she has age requirements, or indeed any specific requests, i gather she just wants a good selection for a bit of variety
smart girl...I'm just selective...I guess
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well theres something to be said for that too.

but, what about having enough men? it would be like a different dress one for every day of the week.
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ok so we have only 2 guys so far, c'mon , whats the matter with you? its all good fun

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well theres something to be said for that too.

but, what about having enough men? it would be like a different dress one for every day of the week.

lucky girl!
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I get it... not just a train... but a train wreck thread? Brave souls you guys and gals be.
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just throwing it out there but I might be willing to trade my number one status for cash plus a low pick in a future harem.
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I get it... not just a train... but a train wreck thread? Brave souls you guys and gals be.
do you know that you just nominated yourself lol
Kinda like the matchmaker thread
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just throwing it out there but I might be willing to trade my number one status for cash plus a low pick in a future harem.

i dont think the mistress would take kindly to that. no1 is preferred, you dont wan to be no10, muwhahaa
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do you know that you just nominated yourself lol
Kinda like the matchmaker thread

im going with the referees decision on this

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