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Old 07-15-2016, 10:28 PM   #201
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Y'all are cracking me up!! I can't believe I'm saying this, but I learned this as a *very* young child from my older cousins. Took me years before I knew what they meant. LMAO

Twat you say?
Cunt quite hear you.
Bare ass me again?
Oh well, I'll finger it out.
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Old 07-15-2016, 10:36 PM   #202
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When the moon's in the sky like a big pizza pie, twat's amore.
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Old 07-15-2016, 10:39 PM   #203
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Twat can I do to make you happy
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Old 07-16-2016, 07:42 AM   #204
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She coulda won a Grammy,
Buried in her Jammies,
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Old 07-17-2016, 07:35 AM   #205
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I twat my post above would at least get a like or two. Be careful it is very easy for that song to get stuck in your head.
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Old 08-12-2016, 10:05 PM   #206
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Twats a happening?
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Old 08-12-2016, 10:08 PM   #207
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Can you merge this thread with the pussy thread so we're not going back and fourth between twat and pussy?

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Old 08-12-2016, 10:30 PM   #208
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Twats a happening?
If twats are happening, I'm in!
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Old 08-25-2016, 09:04 PM   #209
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How did twats get that name?
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Old 08-25-2016, 09:43 PM   #210
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What twat is going through your mind right now
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Old 08-25-2016, 09:45 PM   #211
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twit twat twut.....present past and future tenses
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Old 08-26-2016, 07:39 PM   #212
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Twat in the hell is that?
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Old 08-26-2016, 08:03 PM   #213
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Twitty twatty gang bang!!
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Old 08-26-2016, 08:43 PM   #214
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Twat a time we live in!
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Old 08-26-2016, 09:49 PM   #215
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I keep getting this confused with the pussy thread..
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Old 08-26-2016, 09:58 PM   #216
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Twat pussy thread?
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Old 08-27-2016, 04:47 AM   #217
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Clarity on Clit Climaxing.
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Old 08-27-2016, 05:48 AM   #218
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I t'ought...I saw a puddy twat.
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