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Old 04-05-2018, 09:32 PM   #576
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That means us old people are trapped here.
Fortunately I like the company!
...(or is it fellow inmates?)
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Old 04-05-2018, 09:56 PM   #577
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Old 04-05-2018, 10:04 PM   #578
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when I get there I will let ya know..
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Old 04-06-2018, 05:09 PM   #579
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Take it from me, go the other way!!
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Old 04-06-2018, 07:58 PM   #580
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I um... uh... I ... I forget!!
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Old 04-06-2018, 08:03 PM   #581
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Always wondered since I don't know up close and personal any bald men.
Do bald men have hairless balls too? Just checking..with age and all does it fall out too?
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Old 04-06-2018, 08:05 PM   #582
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Always wondered since I don't know up close and personal any bald men.
Do bald men have hairless balls too? Just checking..with age and all does it fall out too?
Don't think so....
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Old 04-06-2018, 08:06 PM   #583
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Don't cut the mustard as much but make up for it licking the jar!
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Old 04-07-2018, 08:50 AM   #584
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Wondering if the 'lifetime warranty' still holds for products advertised in magazines from the 80s.
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Old 04-07-2018, 10:22 AM   #585
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Old 04-07-2018, 10:26 AM   #586
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When you like grocery shopping late at night to avoid people.lol
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Old 04-07-2018, 10:49 AM   #587
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When everything that used to point up now points down
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Old 04-07-2018, 11:01 AM   #588
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You stop being a fan of several hours to all day phone conversations.
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Old 05-02-2018, 11:47 AM   #589
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You stop being a fan of several hours to all day phone conversations.
Or you do the old person dance when you actually find the bloody phone!
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Old 05-02-2018, 11:48 AM   #590
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When you ask A/S/D?.....(age ? sex? dislocation? )
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Old 05-02-2018, 11:49 AM   #591
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I can never find the phone....
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Old 05-02-2018, 11:50 AM   #592
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I can never find the phone....
Its in the shoe shop..oh look!..you found it!
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Old 05-02-2018, 11:53 AM   #593
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When you ask A/S/D?.....(age ? sex? dislocation? )

A/S/M (age? sex? medications? )
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Old 05-02-2018, 11:57 AM   #594
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A/S/M (age? sex? medications? )
A/S/M Age Sex Leprosy?
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Old 05-02-2018, 02:54 PM   #595
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Old 05-02-2018, 03:11 PM   #596
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Sitting too long makes me stiff
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Old 05-02-2018, 03:14 PM   #597
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Other things aren't staying stiff as long as they used to ... :
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Old 05-02-2018, 03:17 PM   #598
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Sitting on the floor is uncomfortable
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I remember the phone being attached to the wall x
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I remember 3 channels on tv and one of them was public tv
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