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Old 04-06-2018, 08:51 PM   #7176
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We can do it on the deck
Confession time I've done it on the deck a few times....
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Old 04-07-2018, 11:49 AM   #7177
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I am Not getting a haircut...but I need to. Shit's down to my shoulders now!
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Old 04-07-2018, 12:23 PM   #7178
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I'm not taking a nap... but I think its time I did!
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Old 04-07-2018, 07:35 PM   #7179
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Old 04-20-2018, 08:10 PM   #7180
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I am not doing anything at this very moment
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Old 04-21-2018, 03:12 AM   #7181
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Sleeping, unfortunately
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Old 04-21-2018, 11:19 AM   #7182
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Quilting.
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Old 04-21-2018, 04:08 PM   #7183
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Drinking and getting high.
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Old 04-21-2018, 06:11 PM   #7184
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Have a little fun, then prep to work tomorrow morning.
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Old 04-21-2018, 06:11 PM   #7185
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Old 04-21-2018, 06:12 PM   #7186
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Working. Could be, just too tired!
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Old 04-21-2018, 06:14 PM   #7187
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Old 04-21-2018, 06:15 PM   #7188
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Not packing for my star party tonight, butt really need too...
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Old 04-21-2018, 07:56 PM   #7189
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Old 04-21-2018, 09:41 PM   #7190
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Not looking forward to the challenging life events that I’ll be facing sporadically over the next month; however, I’m ready to put my big girl panties on to handle my shit.
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Old 04-24-2018, 06:35 PM   #7191
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Petting this fat cat on my lap! Ouch! Point loading!
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Old 04-24-2018, 07:08 PM   #7192
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Old 04-25-2018, 07:58 PM   #7193
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Drinking...butt will rectify that soon.
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Old 04-25-2018, 08:26 PM   #7194
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Old 04-26-2018, 09:32 AM   #7195
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Old 04-26-2018, 04:00 PM   #7196
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Old 04-26-2018, 04:47 PM   #7197
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Old 04-26-2018, 06:40 PM   #7198
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Old 04-26-2018, 06:41 PM   #7199
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Old 04-26-2018, 06:47 PM   #7200
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