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Old 04-15-2018, 01:18 PM   #10826
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Driving my son to his game. Now I'm waiting for the game to start.
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Old 04-15-2018, 02:54 PM   #10827
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Meal prep for the week. Making dog food. I know she's spoiled. And there's a cheesecake in the oven but that's not for the pooch
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Old 04-15-2018, 02:56 PM   #10828
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Wiring up a panel "hot"...the rain started blowing in on me so I figured I better stop!
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Old 04-15-2018, 04:35 PM   #10829
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Old 04-26-2018, 09:34 AM   #10830
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Old 04-26-2018, 03:07 PM   #10831
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wakin up & then takin a pee
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Old 04-26-2018, 04:02 PM   #10832
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Old 04-26-2018, 04:52 PM   #10833
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Old 04-26-2018, 05:59 PM   #10834
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Old 04-26-2018, 06:44 PM   #10835
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Old 04-26-2018, 07:05 PM   #10836
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cooking cube steaks, boiled potatoes and gravy .
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Old 04-26-2018, 07:56 PM   #10837
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Old 04-26-2018, 07:58 PM   #10838
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Old 04-26-2018, 08:05 PM   #10839
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Old 04-26-2018, 08:20 PM   #10840
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Old 04-26-2018, 08:58 PM   #10841
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watchin that Netflix horror flick Veronica with Miss Midol....

She's makin me wait to finish it til tomorrow night!...Grrrrr
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Old 04-26-2018, 09:42 PM   #10842
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Old 04-30-2018, 08:42 PM   #10843
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Ponytail. Check
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Old 05-03-2018, 06:38 PM   #10844
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Old 05-03-2018, 07:19 PM   #10845
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Old 05-03-2018, 10:51 PM   #10846
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Old 05-29-2018, 05:27 PM   #10847
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Old 05-29-2018, 05:30 PM   #10848
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Old 05-29-2018, 05:30 PM   #10849
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Pretending to do some work! Was on Amazon instead - so distracting! X
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