Married And Flirting Chat

Go Back   Married And Flirting Chat > Married And Flirting Chat Forums > Jokes, Stories & Games

Jokes, Stories & Games Have a good joke to tell or a story to share. How about a game to play, Post it here and share it with us.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 02-11-2018, 05:20 PM   #1
slick9190
Flirting God
 
slick9190's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2018
Location: Colorado
Age: 60
Posts: 702
Thanks: 118
Thanked 186 Times in 160 Posts
slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute
Default What Would You Do If You Knew You Wouldn't Get Caught

That simple - what would you do if you knew you wouldn't get caught?
__________________
"Each day provides its own gifts." - Marcus Aurelius
slick9190 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2018, 05:20 PM   #2
slick9190
Flirting God
 
slick9190's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2018
Location: Colorado
Age: 60
Posts: 702
Thanks: 118
Thanked 186 Times in 160 Posts
slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Fart in church
__________________
"Each day provides its own gifts." - Marcus Aurelius
slick9190 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2018, 05:21 PM   #3
slick9190
Flirting God
 
slick9190's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2018
Location: Colorado
Age: 60
Posts: 702
Thanks: 118
Thanked 186 Times in 160 Posts
slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Angelina Jolie
__________________
"Each day provides its own gifts." - Marcus Aurelius
slick9190 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2018, 05:21 PM   #4
slick9190
Flirting God
 
slick9190's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2018
Location: Colorado
Age: 60
Posts: 702
Thanks: 118
Thanked 186 Times in 160 Posts
slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Steal home.
__________________
"Each day provides its own gifts." - Marcus Aurelius
slick9190 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2018, 05:47 PM   #5
FlowerGirl228
petal in the grand design
 
FlowerGirl228's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Third rock from the sun.
Age: 52
Posts: 6,565
Thanks: 2,443
Thanked 2,924 Times in 1,900 Posts
Blog Entries: 5
FlowerGirl228 Is God Like FlowerGirl228 Is God Like FlowerGirl228 Is God Like FlowerGirl228 Is God Like FlowerGirl228 Is God Like FlowerGirl228 Is God Like FlowerGirl228 Is God Like FlowerGirl228 Is God Like FlowerGirl228 Is God Like FlowerGirl228 Is God Like FlowerGirl228 Is God Like
Default

Not telling ! Not admitting something I haven't done yet ...in case I decide to.
__________________
"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing's going to get better. It's not." The Lorax
FlowerGirl228 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2018, 05:48 PM   #6
slick9190
Flirting God
 
slick9190's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2018
Location: Colorado
Age: 60
Posts: 702
Thanks: 118
Thanked 186 Times in 160 Posts
slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by FlowerGirl228 View Post
Not telling ! Not admitting something I haven't done yet ...in case I decide to.
Cheater.
__________________
"Each day provides its own gifts." - Marcus Aurelius
slick9190 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2018, 05:50 PM   #7
Ally
Je ne sais pas
 
Ally's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Canada
Age: 40
Posts: 19,732
Thanks: 6,029
Thanked 7,572 Times in 4,980 Posts
Blog Entries: 27
Ally Is God Like Ally Is God Like Ally Is God Like Ally Is God Like Ally Is God Like Ally Is God Like Ally Is God Like Ally Is God Like Ally Is God Like Ally Is God Like Ally Is God Like
Default

Rob a bank
Ally is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2018, 05:50 PM   #8
disturbiagirl
💜PrincessHotLips💜
 
disturbiagirl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: CastleBananaHammock
Age: 50
Posts: 31,010
Thanks: 9,467
Thanked 8,959 Times in 6,169 Posts
Blog Entries: 10
disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like
Default

Pot...a lot of pot
__________________

If we only have this moment, let's make it last
disturbiagirl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2018, 05:51 PM   #9
slick9190
Flirting God
 
slick9190's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2018
Location: Colorado
Age: 60
Posts: 702
Thanks: 118
Thanked 186 Times in 160 Posts
slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Steal Ally's underwear.

(I hear she never wears them, anyway)
__________________
"Each day provides its own gifts." - Marcus Aurelius
slick9190 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2018, 05:52 PM   #10
slick9190
Flirting God
 
slick9190's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2018
Location: Colorado
Age: 60
Posts: 702
Thanks: 118
Thanked 186 Times in 160 Posts
slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Kiss Nancy Pelosi !!

Oh God --- that turned my stomach to even SAY it!!
__________________
"Each day provides its own gifts." - Marcus Aurelius
slick9190 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2018, 05:55 PM   #11
daisyduck
***Beautiful disaster ***
 
daisyduck's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Down south
Age: 37
Posts: 30,100
Thanks: 6,667
Thanked 6,134 Times in 4,887 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
daisyduck Is God Like daisyduck Is God Like daisyduck Is God Like daisyduck Is God Like daisyduck Is God Like daisyduck Is God Like daisyduck Is God Like daisyduck Is God Like daisyduck Is God Like daisyduck Is God Like daisyduck Is God Like
Default

Rob a bank!
__________________
daisyduck is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2018, 05:55 PM   #12
FlowerGirl228
petal in the grand design
 
FlowerGirl228's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Third rock from the sun.
Age: 52
Posts: 6,565
Thanks: 2,443
Thanked 2,924 Times in 1,900 Posts
Blog Entries: 5
FlowerGirl228 Is God Like FlowerGirl228 Is God Like FlowerGirl228 Is God Like FlowerGirl228 Is God Like FlowerGirl228 Is God Like FlowerGirl228 Is God Like FlowerGirl228 Is God Like FlowerGirl228 Is God Like FlowerGirl228 Is God Like FlowerGirl228 Is God Like FlowerGirl228 Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by slick9190 View Post
Kiss Nancy Pelosi !!

Oh God --- that turned my stomach to even SAY it!!
That kinda kiss like in Game Of Thrones ... where you kiss and they die a horrible painful death(via poison from your lips to theirs) ? I understand.. you're very brave.
__________________
"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing's going to get better. It's not." The Lorax

Last edited by FlowerGirl228; 02-11-2018 at 06:01 PM.
FlowerGirl228 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2018, 10:45 PM   #13
slick9190
Flirting God
 
slick9190's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2018
Location: Colorado
Age: 60
Posts: 702
Thanks: 118
Thanked 186 Times in 160 Posts
slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by FlowerGirl228 View Post
That kinda kiss like in Game Of Thrones ... where you kiss and they die a horrible painful death(via poison from your lips to theirs) ? I understand.. you're very brave.
A GOT fan!!!

I'm reading the books right now --- they are WAY better than the TV version (but the sex is even less explicit. I have to make that up as I go along)
__________________
"Each day provides its own gifts." - Marcus Aurelius
slick9190 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2018, 10:49 PM   #14
slick9190
Flirting God
 
slick9190's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2018
Location: Colorado
Age: 60
Posts: 702
Thanks: 118
Thanked 186 Times in 160 Posts
slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute slick9190 has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Make bon bons out of dog turds and leave them in the break room.
__________________
"Each day provides its own gifts." - Marcus Aurelius
slick9190 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2018, 11:40 PM   #15
Ivan
Flirting God
 
Ivan's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Europe / USA
Age: 61
Posts: 12,116
Thanks: 5,310
Thanked 6,563 Times in 4,012 Posts
Ivan Is God Like Ivan Is God Like Ivan Is God Like Ivan Is God Like Ivan Is God Like Ivan Is God Like Ivan Is God Like Ivan Is God Like Ivan Is God Like Ivan Is God Like Ivan Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by slick9190 View Post
That simple - what would you do if you knew you wouldn't get caught?
I'd disregard the Site Rules
Ivan is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Ivan For This Useful Post:
slick9190 (02-11-2018)
Old 02-12-2018, 01:17 AM   #16
Sassybirdie
So close yet so far
 
Sassybirdie's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2013
Location: Tropics
Age: 54
Posts: 1,580
Thanks: 162
Thanked 264 Times in 227 Posts
Sassybirdie Is God Like Sassybirdie Is God Like Sassybirdie Is God Like Sassybirdie Is God Like Sassybirdie Is God Like Sassybirdie Is God Like Sassybirdie Is God Like Sassybirdie Is God Like Sassybirdie Is God Like Sassybirdie Is God Like Sassybirdie Is God Like
Default

Hire a hit man
__________________
Live to laugh and laugh to live
Sassybirdie is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:14 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.