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Old 10-07-2007, 12:48 PM   #26
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Guiliani 13.0
Obama 12.0

I was thinking about these two all along.
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Old 10-07-2007, 01:02 PM   #27
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It's interesting how many of us (myself included) were surprised by the results.

Since this survey was issue-based, it means that we were selecting candidates by personality, rather than by issues.

I'm going to have re-visit my options -- it would seem I haven't been giving some candidates a fair shake.
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Old 10-07-2007, 01:24 PM   #28
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Since this survey was issue-based, it means that we were selecting candidates by personality, rather than by issues.
Spare, why am I not getting this line? If it was issue-based, wouldn't we be selecting by ISSUE, rather than how white their teeth are?

Maybe I'm just not caffeinated enough...?
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Old 10-07-2007, 03:43 PM   #29
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Curious what the standards are to be accepted as a Canadian citizen?
Well, just applying blind, it takes some doing ... but I married a Canadian (not just to get in the country, of course), which makes things easier. Though it still took a year after the wedding before I was allowed to move up here.
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Old 03-03-2018, 01:14 AM   #30
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Old 04-20-2018, 08:58 PM   #31
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I'm a Trump person all the way!!! I hope he runs again next term. Non politicians make better Presidents. They don't suck the life out of the economy they improve it.
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Old 04-20-2018, 11:30 PM   #33
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Keep in mind that Trump is not a real president. He only plays one on TV.
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Keep in mind that Trump is not a real president. He only plays one on TV.
I thought you Russians liked him?
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I thought you Russians liked him?
Well, he's much more bark than bite. Sure, he puts on a good show, but ultimately he hasn't accomplished much of anything. And that's why 20 years from now he'll just be another one of those forgotten presidents like Grover Cleveland and Rutherford Hayes.
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Old 04-21-2018, 12:26 AM   #36
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Old 04-21-2018, 07:17 AM   #37
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Old 04-21-2018, 07:43 AM   #38
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