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Old 05-08-2017, 01:55 PM   #37851
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yet another Freudian symbol = I'll be with you after I finish measuring my penis
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Old 05-11-2017, 12:21 AM   #37852
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I'll be with you after I finish measuring my penis = taking stock of goods & chattel
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Old 05-11-2017, 12:24 AM   #37853
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taking stock of goods & chattel = how many camels can I afford to pay for her
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Old 05-11-2017, 12:27 AM   #37854
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how many camels can I afford to pay for her = contemplating payments in kind with typos
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Old 05-22-2017, 01:58 AM   #37855
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contemplating payments in kind with typos = I used to ignore punctuation until I learned my paycheck was in decimals.
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I used to ignore punctuation until I learned my paycheck was in decimals = grammar police woes
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Old 05-22-2017, 07:51 AM   #37857
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grammar police woes = the difference between knowing your sh*t and knowing you're sh*t
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Old 05-23-2017, 01:00 AM   #37858
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the difference between knowing your sh*t and knowing you're sh*t = the difference between boyfriend and husband
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Old 05-23-2017, 06:34 AM   #37859
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the difference between boyfriend and husband=sex regularly or sex annually
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Old 05-28-2017, 12:52 AM   #37860
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sex regularly or sex annually = question on m&f
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question on m&f=have I charmed you enough to cyber?
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have I charmed you enough to cyber = if you have to ask you never made it
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if you have to ask you never made it = men never ask, they are too shy
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Old 06-04-2017, 11:09 AM   #37864
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men never ask, they are too shy = memories of school dances
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Old 06-04-2017, 12:31 PM   #37865
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memories of school dances = The movie Carrie comes to mind
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Old 06-04-2017, 02:12 PM   #37866
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The movie Carrie comes to mind = You and who else has a Sissy Spacek fetish?
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You and who else has a Sissy Spacek fetish? = He's not a sissy and he's my favorite in House of Cards
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He's not a sissy and he's my favorite in House of Cards = his voice maybe squeaky but he's still McDreamy
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his voice maybe squeaky but he's still McDreamy = Bobcat Goldthwait
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Bobcat Goldthwait = starred in sequels that just keep getting better
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starred in sequels that just keep getting better = M&F chat Vet stories past year 2
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No spoilers please = trying to get a souped-down Subaru WRX
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trying to get a souped-down Subaru WRX = don't forget the fluffy dice
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don't forget the fluffy dice = a requirement for the craps game at Frederick's of Hollywood
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