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Old 12-19-2011, 11:51 PM   #2501
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Nope not tonight!

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Old 12-19-2011, 11:54 PM   #2502
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Sure, and on the table, the kitchen counter, the floor...........

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Old 12-19-2011, 11:59 PM   #2503
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WOW!!

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Old 12-20-2011, 01:12 AM   #2504
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False..
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Old 12-20-2011, 01:14 AM   #2505
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Absolutely....

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Old 12-20-2011, 07:23 AM   #2506
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Have a tall tub for that!

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Old 12-20-2011, 07:38 AM   #2507
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Nope, already done.

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Old 12-20-2011, 08:47 AM   #2508
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Nah... Staying away from the sweets!
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Old 12-20-2011, 08:53 AM   #2509
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Yes, but not by choice.....don't feel good.

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Old 12-20-2011, 10:41 AM   #2510
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False, ugh thanks for reminding me

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Old 12-20-2011, 11:05 AM   #2511
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True..I'll enjoy it but will be glad when over

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Old 12-20-2011, 11:10 AM   #2512
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True...

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Old 12-20-2011, 11:11 AM   #2513
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False, it's all on the computer, never print anything these days it seems

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Old 12-20-2011, 11:12 AM   #2514
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false - survival of the fittest

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Old 12-20-2011, 11:22 AM   #2515
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False, never been if you can believe that

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Old 12-20-2011, 11:24 AM   #2516
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True...

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Old 12-20-2011, 11:25 AM   #2517
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Old 12-20-2011, 11:26 AM   #2518
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True...went away and then came back like a homing pigeon

False...I'm a slacker

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Old 12-20-2011, 11:40 AM   #2519
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True, much better than being a dork

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Old 12-20-2011, 11:46 AM   #2520
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True..and what's the matter with being a dork?

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Old 12-20-2011, 11:52 AM   #2521
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False. I almost want to not reply to see if anyone will fess up to that

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Old 12-20-2011, 12:02 PM   #2522
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True - and true I love nickelback, and so do you!

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Old 12-20-2011, 12:10 PM   #2523
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False, and I'm glad you are comfortable with your nickleback love.

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Old 12-20-2011, 12:13 PM   #2524
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False...maybe a few old school and eminem..but not really my thing

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Old 12-20-2011, 12:17 PM   #2525
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false -

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