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Old 10-10-2010, 03:48 PM   #251
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False! allergic to them

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Old 10-10-2010, 03:49 PM   #252
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Nope. I know what I want.
TNP was VERY naughty today. Tsk Tsk.
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Old 10-10-2010, 03:50 PM   #253
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Old 10-10-2010, 03:51 PM   #254
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plead the 5th

TNPTP attended Church/Temple, etc. this weekend
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Old 10-10-2010, 04:03 PM   #255
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False
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Old 10-10-2010, 04:37 PM   #256
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LOL very false

the person to post next likes to sleep naked after sex
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Old 10-10-2010, 04:39 PM   #257
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so true

would sleep with someone who cares
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Old 10-10-2010, 05:37 PM   #258
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so true

would sleep with someone who cares
True..that's why I sleep by myself if i can.

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Old 10-10-2010, 05:40 PM   #259
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nope

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Old 10-10-2010, 05:52 PM   #260
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nooooooooo......not even close



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Old 10-10-2010, 06:34 PM   #261
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Will tell you after the eagles game

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Old 10-10-2010, 06:37 PM   #262
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Will tell you after the eagles game

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Not unless cam counts...grin.

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Old 10-10-2010, 06:46 PM   #263
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yep spilled coffee on it

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Old 10-10-2010, 06:48 PM   #264
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false


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Old 10-10-2010, 06:49 PM   #265
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VERY VERY TRUE

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Old 10-10-2010, 07:40 PM   #266
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true

TNPTP doesn't wear underwear/panties.
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Old 10-10-2010, 07:49 PM   #267
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guilty.... especially when wearing a dress to dinner with a certain handsome man...

TNPTP wishes there was one more day to the weekend for some naughty fun
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Old 10-10-2010, 07:51 PM   #268
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There is one more day to my weekend.. Columbus day.. gov't workers are off ...but no naughty fun

TNPTP is craving peanut butter about now..
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Old 10-10-2010, 07:56 PM   #269
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True..it's in the ice cream.

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Old 10-10-2010, 08:10 PM   #270
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False
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Old 10-10-2010, 08:17 PM   #271
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True

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Old 10-10-2010, 08:27 PM   #272
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True..cant get it at home

TNPTP has cybered tonight
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Old 10-10-2010, 08:28 PM   #273
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True..cant get it at home

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kindof... lol

TNPTP masterbated today
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Old 10-10-2010, 08:30 PM   #274
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false

TNPTP has unfulfilled sexual fantisies
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Old 10-10-2010, 08:32 PM   #275
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TNPTP has unfulfilled sexual fantisies
Oh yeh

TNPTP has had sex outside.
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