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Old 10-08-2010, 07:45 PM   #76
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Now how did u know that...
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:46 PM   #77
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Little bird told me...grin.

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Old 10-08-2010, 07:51 PM   #78
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Most definitely

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If the right person is doing the watching....
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:53 PM   #79
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:53 PM   #80
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If the right person is doing the watching....
TNPTP masturbates WAY to much
False, cause I hate doing it alone...

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Old 10-08-2010, 07:54 PM   #81
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Uh...true.
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does working count as staying in....
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:55 PM   #82
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:56 PM   #83
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does working count as staying in....
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:57 PM   #84
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false.. I had a chicken sandwich.. for once..

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Old 10-08-2010, 07:58 PM   #85
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TNPTP didn't eat lunch today.
I didnt and didnt have supper either....IM starving

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Old 10-08-2010, 07:59 PM   #86
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Old 10-08-2010, 08:00 PM   #87
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false.. I had a chicken sandwich.. for once..

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False

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Does C stand for Clit? wink

TNPTP is slightly aroused right now...
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No.. I got an A actually.. in college.. upper level health course.. very, very interesting...

TNPTP loves to travel..
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No.. I got an A actually.. in college.. upper level health course.. very, very interesting...

TNPTP loves to travel..
I LOVE to travel

TNPTP has never been out of the USA
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False, I have been to Canada

TNPTP is bi-curious...
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Old 10-08-2010, 08:20 PM   #92
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Of course

TNPTP has an assortment of toys hidden
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Old 10-08-2010, 08:47 PM   #93
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False, I have only one broken vibrator.

The next person has given oral in the last week.
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Old 10-08-2010, 08:50 PM   #94
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NTPTP enjoys watching you porn
BIG True

Next person fantasizes about starring in porn.
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Old 10-08-2010, 08:59 PM   #98
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Ummmm ... FALSE

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Of course.

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Of course.

Next person is wearing a bra.
False (not til all the troups are home, if ever)

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