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Old 10-08-2010, 09:20 PM   #101
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False (not til all the troups are home, if ever)

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Some might think so, I don't.

TNPTP has had a drink today (of alcohol...)
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Old 10-08-2010, 09:38 PM   #102
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Some might think so, I don't.

TNPTP has had a drink today (of alcohol...)


T R U E


TNPTP got lucky this morning...
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Old 10-08-2010, 09:40 PM   #103
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FALSE :-(

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Old 10-08-2010, 09:44 PM   #104
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False...

TPTPN is bored at his/her job and wants something better
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Old 10-08-2010, 09:44 PM   #105
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Old 10-08-2010, 09:51 PM   #106
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TNPTP has a sexual fantasy they have not shared with another person
Not shared as in not TOLD, or not shared as in not EXPERIENCED?

Not with ANY other person?

Well, yeah. I could probably pull one out! So TRUE

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Old 10-08-2010, 10:01 PM   #107
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Not true

TNPTP wants to meet someone from the site in person.
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Old 10-08-2010, 10:12 PM   #108
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TNPTP wants to meet someone from the site in person.

Never say never...

TNPTP is "prepared" (see my other thread...grin)
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Old 10-08-2010, 10:55 PM   #109
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Nope....no need.

TNPTP is naked
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Old 10-08-2010, 10:56 PM   #110
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nope

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Old 10-08-2010, 10:57 PM   #111
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Fully dressed here...

TNPTP sleeps naked...
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Old 10-08-2010, 10:57 PM   #112
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Old 10-08-2010, 10:59 PM   #113
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false

TNPTP hasn't had good sex in a long time...
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Old 10-08-2010, 11:07 PM   #114
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True
tnptp needs it pretty bad
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Old 10-08-2010, 11:10 PM   #115
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true

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Old 10-08-2010, 11:19 PM   #116
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Very True

TNPTP often is disappointed after sex with their spouse
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Old 10-08-2010, 11:22 PM   #117
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true

TNPTP likes to take long rides in the country and have sex in the fields
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Old 10-08-2010, 11:35 PM   #118
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NEGATORY

TNPTP has tasted themselves...
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Old 10-08-2010, 11:39 PM   #119
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FALSE. I don't want a bug crawling up my ASS!

TNPTP is in love.
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Old 10-08-2010, 11:41 PM   #120
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FALSE, that is a bug I definetly don't want up my ass

TNPTP likes to flirt alot
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Old 10-08-2010, 11:41 PM   #121
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Whoops...need to edit...yeah...just a LITTLE bit.

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Old 10-08-2010, 11:43 PM   #122
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FUCK YEAH.

TNPTP is a Scorpio...
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Old 10-08-2010, 11:49 PM   #123
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No that is incorrect

TNPTP is a total slut
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Old 10-08-2010, 11:51 PM   #124
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I'm a virgin. (Fingers crossed)

TNPTP LOVES moi.
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Old 10-08-2010, 11:55 PM   #125
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yes..

TNPTP thinks the same to me..
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