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Old 10-02-2014, 05:20 PM   #12501
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Haha!!! Yes I do!

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Old 10-02-2014, 05:22 PM   #12502
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We seem to be on a roll.

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Old 10-02-2014, 05:24 PM   #12503
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Nope!

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Old 10-02-2014, 05:25 PM   #12504
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Not really. But kinda. LOL

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Old 10-03-2014, 07:00 AM   #12505
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Yes I do

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Old 10-03-2014, 07:17 AM   #12506
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not this weekend

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Old 10-03-2014, 09:40 AM   #12507
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Sadly I do.

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Old 10-03-2014, 10:40 AM   #12508
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So very true

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Old 10-03-2014, 10:41 AM   #12509
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Still has it

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Old 10-03-2014, 10:42 AM   #12510
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Ugh, yes. Need. More. Coffee.

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Old 10-03-2014, 10:45 AM   #12511
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Not right now

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Old 10-03-2014, 10:47 AM   #12512
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Yep, working now. I'm a master of multitasking

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Old 10-03-2014, 10:51 AM   #12513
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If school clothes shopping counts - you bet

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Old 10-03-2014, 10:56 AM   #12514
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Nope, work from home. Best commute ever!

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Old 10-03-2014, 10:57 AM   #12515
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Yep

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Old 10-03-2014, 11:02 AM   #12516
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Yep

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Old 10-03-2014, 11:04 AM   #12517
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Don't touch the stuff

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Old 10-06-2014, 02:12 PM   #12518
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Sometimes when England are playing.

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Old 10-06-2014, 02:18 PM   #12519
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Not really , found a nice pub in the country though .

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Old 10-06-2014, 02:23 PM   #12520
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Nope. Probably the same.

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Old 10-06-2014, 02:23 PM   #12521
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yep - Holy Grail rocks

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Old 10-06-2014, 02:28 PM   #12522
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Yes

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Old 10-06-2014, 02:44 PM   #12523
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Sometimes, depends on just how spooky

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Old 10-06-2014, 02:49 PM   #12524
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yep

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Old 10-06-2014, 02:55 PM   #12525
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Nope

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