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Old 10-28-2010, 05:34 PM   #1251
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True:maybe..lol

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Old 10-28-2010, 05:47 PM   #1252
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True.


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Old 10-28-2010, 05:50 PM   #1253
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Old 10-28-2010, 05:50 PM   #1254
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False....I am still at work....lol

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Old 10-28-2010, 05:50 PM   #1255
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No. It's a shame, but I am still at work and too many people are here.

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Old 10-28-2010, 05:53 PM   #1256
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True...(does semi-public count?)

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Old 10-28-2010, 05:53 PM   #1257
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I haven't done that in such a long time....But it was a big turn on
have you ever had group sex?
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Old 10-28-2010, 05:54 PM   #1258
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Depends on how many people are in the group..lol
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Old 10-28-2010, 06:12 PM   #1259
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Is live action considered porn?

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Old 10-28-2010, 06:22 PM   #1260
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True!

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Old 10-28-2010, 06:24 PM   #1261
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I've been to one.....by accident

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Old 10-28-2010, 06:27 PM   #1262
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True. Which is why I'm here. I really like hiking. With a woman. Who gets naked. And...

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Old 10-28-2010, 06:33 PM   #1263
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I am. You are correct, sir...I want to get to the big 5 0 0 0.

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Old 10-28-2010, 06:39 PM   #1264
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I am for sure



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Old 10-28-2010, 06:56 PM   #1265
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I am thinking og desert.

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Old 10-28-2010, 06:56 PM   #1266
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Now I am. Cheesecake. Yum.

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Old 10-28-2010, 09:51 PM   #1267
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False

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Old 10-28-2010, 09:53 PM   #1268
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I'm not sure their big, but def fun plans.

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Old 10-28-2010, 09:56 PM   #1269
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only at night they come out of the closet

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Old 10-28-2010, 09:57 PM   #1270
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True!

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Old 10-28-2010, 10:02 PM   #1271
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Beer how bout Johnny Walker Blue!

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Old 10-28-2010, 10:21 PM   #1272
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Ummm, no

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Old 10-28-2010, 10:32 PM   #1273
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False. But, the one time I picked dare, I had to run around my friend's neighborhood without my shirt on!

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Old 10-28-2010, 10:36 PM   #1274
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Old 10-28-2010, 10:38 PM   #1275
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True

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