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Old 07-03-2018, 10:02 PM   #17651
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Not anymore

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Old 07-03-2018, 10:04 PM   #17652
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Mmmm not really, Nissan Altima

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Old 07-03-2018, 10:07 PM   #17653
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No to hot

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Old 07-03-2018, 10:08 PM   #17654
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Used to haven't been in years

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Old 07-03-2018, 10:13 PM   #17655
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I prefer outdoor pools


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Old 07-03-2018, 10:14 PM   #17656
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Yes love to!

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Old 07-11-2018, 02:43 PM   #17657
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But of course.

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Old 07-11-2018, 03:09 PM   #17658
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I'm not a diehard fan....but yes!

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Old 07-11-2018, 03:33 PM   #17659
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Not really good at it



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Old 07-11-2018, 03:42 PM   #17660
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Yes mostly dogs

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Old 07-11-2018, 04:11 PM   #17661
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False, only dogs.
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Old 07-11-2018, 05:11 PM   #17662
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Yeah somewhat.

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Old 07-11-2018, 05:58 PM   #17663
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Yeah somewhat.

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Hell yes

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Old 07-11-2018, 06:04 PM   #17664
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True. I was working.

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Old 07-11-2018, 08:16 PM   #17665
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Sadly, no but there's always tonight.

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Old 07-11-2018, 08:19 PM   #17666
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Sadly, no but there's always tonight.

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Yes in Virginia

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Old 07-12-2018, 09:00 AM   #17667
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Sometimes .. but I prefer none .. lol
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Old 07-12-2018, 10:45 AM   #17668
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Sometimes....but I really hate mosquitoes

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Old 07-12-2018, 10:49 AM   #17669
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In fact, I actually do. Dates back to elementary school.....

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Old 07-12-2018, 10:50 AM   #17670
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False. I particularly like raspberry

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Old 07-13-2018, 06:30 AM   #17671
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Sure .. out doors, indoors, on a door .. (smiling)
Tnptp .. likes rain showers
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Old 07-13-2018, 10:05 PM   #17672
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Yup and thunderstorms too

Tnptp is in a thunderstorm right now
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Old 07-14-2018, 12:41 AM   #17673
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No, but I wish I were .. hot and muggy tonight
Tnptp .. likes the night over the day
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Old 07-14-2018, 04:38 PM   #17674
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Nope. I am a morning glory for sure, early mornings when no one and nothing is around yet, just me and the sunrise

Tnptp has interesting plans this weekend
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Old 07-16-2018, 02:43 PM   #17675
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I did have an interesting weekend (probably could have been more interesting, if you get my drift)

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