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Old 08-12-2012, 01:58 AM   #1
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This one is inspired by my fellow goddess Aradia and her wonderful curse of

"Crotch rot" on to whoever that may harm me !

So... go forth and create lovely curses and swear words.. keep it fun, funny, humorous and CREATE new curses

CREATE or Crotch rot to you !

PS: extra-credit for non-sexual really deviant ones
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I'm afraid my mind is too pure to participate...
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Old 08-12-2012, 02:02 AM   #4
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ok arte, i'm in...
you're nothing but an infected pustule
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Old 08-12-2012, 02:03 AM   #5
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fuck that's too funny. we posted the same thing simultaneously
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Ok awesomest thread ever babe!

If you hurt my girls may you forevermore slide naked down a cheese grater! pew pew pew!!!
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here's a general all purpose curse

"May your armpit warts grow smellier and plague you"
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I like it kinda sounds medieval
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"Finger spasms for your urge to send junk pics!" spasm.. spasm...
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Yeah.. and I am a virgin !
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work of art... art... sheer genius Aradia :


"May your dog smell your crotch and faint!"
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"May your dog smell your crotch and faint!"
LOLOLOL!
i hope your nipples dry up and fall into an ashtray of cigar butts
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"Scratchy hands to prevent all forms of masturbation"

-- that's a very evil curse... so don't use it in vain !
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"May your ass itch and burn each time you think a bad thought"

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May your gruffnuts and Winnets be infected with the fleas of a thousand camels!


(I really got into that..didnt I?..maybe I shouldnt come in here too often?)

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