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Old 08-31-2017, 02:14 AM   #276
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Default Victorian Swear words... coz modern ones got boring!

Top Ten Swear Words

1. Balls - shortened from ballocks
2. Bootlicker - same as ass-licker
3. Cherry - vulgar term for a young woman
4. Quim - female genitalia
5. Strumpet - a whore
6. Blazes - hell or the devil
7. Cussed - cursed or mean
8. Dratted - expletive or used for damned
9. Lickfinger/Lick-spittle - kiss-ass
10. Tarnation/Nation - used for damnation

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Old 08-31-2017, 02:23 AM   #277
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Top Ten Swear Words

1. Balls - shortened from ballocks
2. Bootlicker - same as ass-licker
3. Cherry - vulgar term for a young woman
4. Quim - female genitalia
5. Strumpet - a whore
6. Blazes - hell or the devil
7. Cussed - cursed or mean
8. Dratted - expletive or used for damned
9. Lickfinger/Lick-spittle - kiss-ass
10. Tarnation/Nation - used for damnation

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oh. So Cotties is Victorian. Got it.


Noting Quim though. Good one.
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Old 08-31-2017, 02:27 AM   #278
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oh. So Cotties is Victorian. Got it.

Noting Quim though. Good one.
Strumpet sounds like something yummy at high tea!
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May you develop anal fissures large enough to rival the Mariana Trench!
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Old 07-12-2018, 10:49 PM   #280
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Old 07-12-2018, 10:54 PM   #282
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Old 07-12-2018, 10:57 PM   #283
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Old 07-12-2018, 11:02 PM   #286
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Old 07-12-2018, 11:09 PM   #288
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Old 07-12-2018, 11:13 PM   #289
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I'm still laughing over Great Googly Moogly.

No way I could rip that off with a straight face.

Ok. Ahem. Back to curses.
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Old 07-12-2018, 11:17 PM   #291
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Stick it JizzMuffin!

Although JizzMuffin is almost an endearment.

How are you today my Lovely JizzMuffin? What's Danglin'
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My uncle used to say "shit on a shingle" which to this day i have no clear idea what he was complaining about.
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He wasn't at one time a short-order cook, was he?
I think I figured this out.

He was a roofer!

So bird doo must have made it slippery up there.
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I think I figured this out.

He was a roofer!

So bird doo must have made it slippery up there.
Shit on a shingle is regularly served at greasy spoon cafes in my neck of the woods.
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Shit on a shingle is regularly served at greasy spoon cafes in my neck of the woods.
What is it? Span on a waffle?
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What is it? Span on a waffle?
Spam on a waffle? Yeah, you've been here before.

The open-faced roast beast sammich smothered with brown gravy is a classic example.
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Spam on a waffle? Yeah, you've been here before.

The open-faced roast beast sammich smothered with brown gravy is a classic example.
So it literally looks like shit?

Verisimilitudeish?
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So it literally looks like shit?

Verisimilitudeish?
Fer cryin out loud, stop trying to ruin my lunch tomorrow.

Lets just say it smells better than it looks.
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The open-faced roast beast sammich smothered with brown gravy is a classic example.
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So it literally looks like shit?

Verisimilitudeish?
I think corned beef hash on a piece of toasted white bread is an example, too. I think it's a depression era thing that's held on.
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I think corned beef hash on a piece of toasted white bread is an example, too. I think it's a depression era thing that's held on.
Aha! My grandfather used to like that. He was not in war because he worked in defense industry, but everyone said he'd make a happy soldier.
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