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Old 08-12-2012, 02:37 AM   #26
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May your gruffnuts and Winnets be infected with the fleas of a thousand camels!


(I really got into that..didnt I?..maybe I shouldnt come in here too often?)

Genius... genius... don't stop.. we need curses on rainy days.


"May your bum sweat never dry and plague you with eternal wetness!"
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Old 08-12-2012, 02:39 AM   #27
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May your laptop automatically reboot when you start whining/whinging !
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your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries
(ripped off from monty python i admit)
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"May your breath smell of crotch-rot each time you slander a person's reputation!"

(I'm getting far too theatrical.. gotta sleep!)
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Old 08-12-2012, 02:52 AM   #31
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Or why not just make one up?..........

May your In-laws learn of your fondness for the mottled mucous pulsing from the sweat slot of a Zitsleaten Nostrilworm....LOL
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Or why not just make one up?..........

That was the point !


"May the sweat of a thousand chicken tickle your nostrils"
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Old 08-12-2012, 03:03 AM   #33
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That was the point !


"May the sweat of a thousand chicken tickle your nostrils"
It was?

Buwahahahahahahaahahahaha!!!!!
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Old 08-12-2012, 03:07 AM   #34
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Ahhhhh..I feel cheated now!..I was playing for real!!!

K...May you weep acid and shit bricks whilst being forced to dance The Macarena
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Old 08-12-2012, 10:45 AM   #35
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"may your fungal yellow toe nails turn brown"
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Old 08-12-2012, 10:51 AM   #36
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OMFG i have to memorize few. this is way too funny.
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Old 08-12-2012, 10:54 AM   #37
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My 11yo always says "oh Maria!" , in place of what what we adults would use as a swear word.

I don't know where she got it, but it cracks me up.
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Old 08-12-2012, 10:57 AM   #38
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I once heard this 3 year old say "bloody basket"... Wonder what the parents were saying! :
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LOL my 9 year old says when she is super mad "you are such a Beiber"
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Moving along the swearing theme...

"May your toes & boobs be hairy" - curse for women
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That's awesome.
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Old 08-12-2012, 12:32 PM   #42
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"May your balls shrivel & dry up"
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arte your thread's been busy

and may you develop skin lesions that fester with worms
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Two winter's ago during a blizzard the mom of my daughter's friend said it was 'Snowing like a Banshee!'.. Now we add the word Banshee to any inclement weather conditions.
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As horrible teenagers we used to secretly talk about my angry mom & say "she's screaming like a banshee!" evil teenagers!
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may your heated hair rollers ,heat setting be sound controlled(mother in law curse
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