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Old 08-12-2012, 05:13 PM   #51
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Old 08-12-2012, 05:17 PM   #52
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Old 08-12-2012, 05:17 PM   #53
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just a thought here?women could use this curse on men with huge noses??
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Old 08-12-2012, 05:21 PM   #54
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just a thought here?women could use this curse on men with huge noses??
Could also be used for women with beautiful noses & ugly souls!
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Old 08-12-2012, 05:36 PM   #55
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Old 08-12-2012, 05:47 PM   #56
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Old 08-12-2012, 06:16 PM   #57
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Old 08-12-2012, 06:17 PM   #58
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Old 08-12-2012, 07:54 PM   #59
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Old 08-12-2012, 08:22 PM   #62
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Old 08-12-2012, 08:26 PM   #63
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Old 08-12-2012, 08:28 PM   #65
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Old 08-12-2012, 08:29 PM   #66
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Old 08-12-2012, 08:37 PM   #72
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Religious experts have declared...your balls ARE the root of all evil.
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