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Old 10-26-2012, 06:24 PM   #1
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Get all psychological and Freudian and give the next person some unwanted & unasked for ADVICE

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You really should stop wanking to porn.. It is just not good for the skin.
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Old 10-26-2012, 06:27 PM   #2
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Old 10-26-2012, 06:29 PM   #3
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Old 10-26-2012, 06:32 PM   #4
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Old 10-26-2012, 08:20 PM   #5
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Old 10-26-2012, 08:29 PM   #6
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Old 10-26-2012, 09:08 PM   #7
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Old 10-26-2012, 09:10 PM   #8
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Old 10-28-2012, 09:38 PM   #9
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Old 10-28-2012, 10:06 PM   #10
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Old 10-28-2012, 10:09 PM   #11
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Old 10-28-2012, 10:09 PM   #12
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Old 10-28-2012, 10:20 PM   #13
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Old 10-29-2012, 12:06 AM   #15
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Old 10-29-2012, 12:12 AM   #16
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Old 10-29-2012, 12:15 AM   #17
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:18 PM   #22
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Old 11-09-2012, 03:53 PM   #25
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