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Old 02-26-2016, 09:21 PM   #1
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Old 02-26-2016, 09:29 PM   #2
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Lemme guess yours..The Titanic

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Old 02-26-2016, 09:30 PM   #3
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Old 02-26-2016, 09:33 PM   #4
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Old 02-26-2016, 09:33 PM   #5
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Old 02-26-2016, 09:42 PM   #6
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Old 02-26-2016, 09:46 PM   #7
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I'm waiting for someone to say "The Longest Yard" ...or... "The Money Pit"
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Old 02-26-2016, 09:48 PM   #8
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Old 02-26-2016, 10:15 PM   #9
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Old 02-26-2016, 10:47 PM   #10
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Old 02-26-2016, 10:53 PM   #11
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The Rose.
really....

I have enough issues with how alien it looks.

my goodness my penis is good looking compared to a rose.

what color rose?
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Old 02-26-2016, 10:56 PM   #12
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really....

I have enough issues with how alien it looks.

my goodness my penis is good looking compared to a rose.

what color rose?
Is that a racist question?
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hell yes it is?
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Old 02-26-2016, 11:01 PM   #14
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Mixing movies here:

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Old 02-26-2016, 11:05 PM   #15
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I love the Big Lebowski!

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Old 02-26-2016, 11:29 PM   #16
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Old 02-27-2016, 09:57 PM   #21
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Old 02-28-2016, 04:54 AM   #23
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