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Old 09-03-2008, 03:44 AM   #1
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It was the happiest day of my life.

Arrived at church "on time."

All family and friends gathered there

Wife waiting at the alter.

Walked up the aisle.

Gazed at her.

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Old 09-03-2008, 03:59 AM   #2
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Giving birth to my 2 son's.........
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Old 09-03-2008, 09:36 AM   #3
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Like Noodle, having my two children
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Old 09-03-2008, 10:30 AM   #4
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the birth of my daughter too, by far!
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Old 09-03-2008, 11:31 AM   #5
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our wedding day


the day each of my children were born
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Old 09-03-2008, 11:42 AM   #6
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For sure,,,,,the birth of both my son's!
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Old 09-03-2008, 11:42 AM   #7
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Meeting her..
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Old 09-03-2008, 12:02 PM   #8
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Not sure why, but my daughter's birth and holding her in my arms that first time really stands out above the birth of her brothers, my wedding, and all other great times/days as the happiest moment in my life.

Scariest moment: ten years later, when she and her mom came home with her first training bra a couple of weeks ago. (faint!) Loading up the shotgun now, in anticipation of the boys who are soon to start showing up...
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Old 09-03-2008, 12:54 PM   #9
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Not sure why, but my daughter's birth and holding her in my arms that first time really stands out above the birth of her brothers, my wedding, and all other great times/days as the happiest moment in my life.

Scariest moment: ten years later, when she and her mom came home with her first training bra a couple of weeks ago. (faint!) Loading up the shotgun now, in anticipation of the boys who are soon to start showing up...
WOW, that IS a scary moment Fargo, got all that ahead of me, I'm panicking already!!! I've decided they can't date until they are at least 45!!!
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Old 09-03-2008, 01:02 PM   #10
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The happiest day of my life was giving born to my son and daughter......

The day Unc and I got together...
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Old 09-03-2008, 01:03 PM   #11
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The happiest day of my life was giving born to my son ans daughter......

The day Unc and I got together...
Missy Daer I wish you a long and calm life...
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Old 09-03-2008, 01:05 PM   #12
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Old 09-08-2008, 11:24 PM   #13
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Old 09-08-2008, 11:41 PM   #14
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The day I was born! Nothing else could happen before that!
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Old 09-09-2008, 04:52 PM   #15
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Old 09-09-2008, 05:31 PM   #16
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the day he asked me to move in
the day he asked me to marry him
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Old 09-09-2008, 07:06 PM   #17
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Old 09-09-2008, 08:19 PM   #18
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the day my son was born, changed my perspective on things
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Old 04-05-2009, 11:45 PM   #19
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My Wedding day and the birth of my daughter.
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Old 04-05-2009, 11:48 PM   #20
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Definitely the birth of my kids. There's not feeling in the world like it!
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Old 04-06-2009, 01:30 AM   #21
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Definitely the birth of my kids. There's not feeling in the world like it!
I agree. Definitely happy days.
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Old 04-06-2009, 10:09 AM   #22
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Given that I have been on this planet for some 14,000+ days, it is impossible to pinpoint which day(s) are, were the happiest. There are some that definitely rank higher than others though, but I hope the happiest days are still ahead of me.
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Old 04-06-2009, 12:42 PM   #23
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Today and every day. It is always a new adventure.
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Well there's been more than one....the birth of my children
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Hopefully, it hasn't yet transpired.
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