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Old 03-02-2010, 09:52 AM   #301
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Old 03-03-2010, 09:18 PM   #302
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Frantically sending out my resume at 3am this morning!
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Old 03-03-2010, 09:31 PM   #303
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Making this 8000 post it has taken me almost two years. I'm not a savy poster as many are, not enough time in my day to be here. But I have enjoyed all of my Flirty Friends!
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Old 03-03-2010, 10:30 PM   #304
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Old 03-03-2010, 10:32 PM   #305
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Old 03-03-2010, 10:42 PM   #306
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Old 03-03-2010, 10:45 PM   #307
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Old 03-03-2010, 10:47 PM   #308
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to get some things organized. It makes me feel better.
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Old 03-03-2010, 10:49 PM   #309
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Replying to a text message....who'da thunk it.
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Old 03-03-2010, 10:50 PM   #310
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Replying to a text message....who'da thunk it.

You know how to do one of them newfangled text thingys??
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Old 03-03-2010, 10:52 PM   #311
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You know how to do one of them newfangled text thingys??
Um, yes, MSU. I will admit that I have accidentally sent text messages to the wrong people...hmm...like twice.
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Old 03-03-2010, 10:52 PM   #312
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Um, yes, MSU. I will admit that I have accidentally sent text messages to the wrong people...hmm...like twice.
I hope they weren't quotes from the "would you have sex with" thread!

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Old 03-03-2010, 10:54 PM   #313
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I hope they weren't quotes from the "would you have sex with" thread!

No, nothing like that.
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Old 03-04-2010, 01:02 AM   #314
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keeping my cell phone battery charged!

(OMG why do i always forget????)
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Old 03-04-2010, 02:21 PM   #315
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Old 03-04-2010, 02:30 PM   #316
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to stop chasing my dog and let him come to me holding a treat in my hand. uhmmm kinda like life let life happen to you instead of running after it. cause if you stop it will come to you. nice wow i learned a lot today!
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Old 03-04-2010, 02:36 PM   #317
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Old 03-04-2010, 03:05 PM   #318
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Old 03-04-2010, 04:16 PM   #319
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Old 03-05-2010, 12:59 AM   #320
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Old 03-05-2010, 02:08 AM   #321
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Old 03-05-2010, 03:00 AM   #322
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Old 03-05-2010, 06:58 AM   #323
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to go on-line as soon as I got home from work...pretty well wasted but I had a hunch...it was as good one....we found each other..and had a terrific time together...

a wonderful way to end an ordinary day..:-)
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Old 03-05-2010, 06:25 PM   #324
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.....Giving a raincheck to an old friend because I had more pressing issues to resolve......
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Old 03-06-2010, 03:44 PM   #325
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taking my car to the carwash and washing it myself! With my two kids following me around and helping. Sure it was a little stressful but worth it. It made me feel like I could do anything myself! Sure it was just washing my car, but that is something that is usually his job and I was just tired of waiting......I felt good
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