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Old 01-04-2010, 11:22 AM   #76
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have a 2nd cup of coffey ..but its early
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Old 01-04-2010, 11:30 AM   #77
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Old 01-04-2010, 11:31 AM   #78
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Old 01-04-2010, 12:03 PM   #79
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to calm down before I left my desk to get a drink!
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Old 01-04-2010, 03:25 PM   #80
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to get back to my exercise program.
About killed me, but in a good way, lol.
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Old 01-04-2010, 03:27 PM   #81
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to get back to my exercise program.
About killed me, but in a good way, lol.

In jeans and a cowboy hat????? Uh huh....... I work out in my black dress and heels too
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Old 01-04-2010, 05:31 PM   #82
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call the pharmacy this morning to get the prescription filled so I only have to stop to pick it up... no waiting!
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Old 01-04-2010, 05:58 PM   #83
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the final decision to let my guard down....
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Old 01-04-2010, 06:00 PM   #84
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the final decision to let my guard down....

Sometimes you just have to do that regardless. One never knows what may happen.
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Old 01-04-2010, 06:07 PM   #85
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to not drink this bottle of Gentlemen Jack sitting on my desk. Although...I'm going to recant that decision in about 30 minutes.
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Old 01-04-2010, 06:10 PM   #86
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Sometimes you just have to do that regardless. One never knows what may happen.

Can be very FREEing...
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Old 01-04-2010, 06:11 PM   #87
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the final decision to let my guard down....
Let me know how that works for ya ... last time I did that this really mean girlscout kicked me in the cookies
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Old 01-04-2010, 06:15 PM   #88
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Let me know how that works for ya ... last time I did that this really mean girlscout kicked me in the cookies
ummmmmm.....and what did you do to her first???
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Old 01-04-2010, 06:15 PM   #89
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I have a prediction - it is the nap I'm about to take ^^
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Old 01-04-2010, 07:15 PM   #90
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Not to give into my impulses and contact him to find out what the f&*^ is going on
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Old 01-04-2010, 07:33 PM   #91
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....to buy a coffee this morning on the way to work. I wouldn't have survived without it.
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Old 01-04-2010, 07:40 PM   #92
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Not to give into my impulses and contact him to find out what the f&*^ is going on
Stay Strong!! Don't do it!
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Old 01-04-2010, 07:46 PM   #93
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Drinking hot coffee this morning instead of iced!
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Old 01-04-2010, 08:38 PM   #94
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Old 01-04-2010, 08:44 PM   #95
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Old 01-04-2010, 08:46 PM   #96
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To have the heater fixed. WTF, it's freezing in Florida. Where's all this global warming when we need it?
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Old 01-04-2010, 09:36 PM   #97
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Old 01-04-2010, 09:56 PM   #98
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Old 01-04-2010, 10:23 PM   #99
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keeping my office door shut all morning so no one got hurt...
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