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Old 01-08-2010, 03:21 PM   #151
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to spend the last hour and a half working out.
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Old 01-08-2010, 03:23 PM   #152
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No WONDER you can pull off those shirtless av's better than anyone else
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Old 01-08-2010, 03:32 PM   #153
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Aww, shucks!!!
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Old 01-08-2010, 03:59 PM   #154
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Wearing the big-boy roomie sweatpants on my day off ... next stop strip club.
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Old 01-08-2010, 04:01 PM   #155
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wearing my fluffy sweat pants too.....lol
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Old 01-08-2010, 04:03 PM   #156
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...doing it myself instead of allowing myself to be used... *wink*...the imagination is a wonderful thing
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Old 01-08-2010, 04:15 PM   #157
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Wearing the big-boy roomie sweatpants on my day off ... next stop strip club.
LMAO!!...OMG....I saw a guy in a strip club once walking out of the Lap Dance room wearing the Miami Dolphins Bazoobas!!.......is that WTF those things were called?? them sweat panty thing that were striped in the colors of your team with the logo on them.........THAT guy was my HERO!!
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Old 01-08-2010, 04:28 PM   #158
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Old 01-08-2010, 04:29 PM   #159
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LMAO!!...OMG....I saw a guy in a strip club once walking out of the Lap Dance room wearing the Miami Dolphins Bazoobas!!.......is that WTF those things were called?? them sweat panty thing that were striped in the colors of your team with the logo on them.........THAT guy was my HERO!!
Dude ... I would have grabbed a crisp G-Washington and had him give me an autograph!!!
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Old 01-08-2010, 04:32 PM   #160
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Dude ... I would have grabbed a crisp G-Washington and had him give me an autograph!!!
Judging by that Glassy Eyed look of satisfaction he had on his face I was thinking it might be the better option to NOT touch anything that his hands also came in contact with though
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Old 01-31-2010, 05:10 PM   #161
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Old 01-31-2010, 05:24 PM   #162
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Old 01-31-2010, 05:28 PM   #163
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Old 01-31-2010, 05:31 PM   #164
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to go to my favorite tavern and have a greasy burger, fries, and a beer for lunch.
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Old 01-31-2010, 09:59 PM   #165
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Old 01-31-2010, 10:20 PM   #166
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Old 01-31-2010, 10:21 PM   #167
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to make homemade gravy.....that is the only way to go
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Old 01-31-2010, 10:24 PM   #168
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Old 01-31-2010, 10:26 PM   #169
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doesn't this belong in the "things that sound dirty, but aren't" thread?
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Old 01-31-2010, 11:05 PM   #170
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Went to Hooters with some friends for beer, wings, and Pro-Bowl. BTW, when did they stop hiring hot chicks?
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doesn't this belong in the "things that sound dirty, but aren't" thread?
Um...you think, eh.
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Old 01-31-2010, 11:36 PM   #172
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Old 02-01-2010, 01:15 AM   #173
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Old 02-01-2010, 01:28 AM   #174
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I have not made one yet today.
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Old 02-01-2010, 02:24 AM   #175
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