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Old 01-17-2018, 09:13 AM   #5276
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Here we go again
Well, that seems unpleasant.
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Old 01-17-2018, 09:30 AM   #5277
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Well, that seems unpleasant.
Not really, just frustrating!
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Old 01-17-2018, 09:42 AM   #5278
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Not really, just frustrating!
I imagine so. Let's talk about it sometime.
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Old 01-18-2018, 06:24 PM   #5279
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Old 01-19-2018, 06:59 PM   #5280
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Fuck Thats Hot
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Old 01-19-2018, 07:00 PM   #5281
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Old 01-19-2018, 07:05 PM   #5282
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Old 01-19-2018, 07:34 PM   #5283
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Have a good weekend!
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Old 01-19-2018, 07:39 PM   #5284
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this is utter shite
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Old 01-19-2018, 07:41 PM   #5285
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i'd totally hit your ass
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Old 01-19-2018, 08:20 PM   #5286
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Good Gawd dog give it damn rest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-19-2018, 08:32 PM   #5287
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fuck me, thats alcohol abuse
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Old 01-19-2018, 08:36 PM   #5288
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Got to take them out .
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Old 01-19-2018, 08:41 PM   #5289
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Old 01-19-2018, 09:23 PM   #5290
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Do you know where you're going yet?
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Old 01-19-2018, 09:34 PM   #5291
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there she is
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Old 01-20-2018, 12:15 PM   #5292
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Heya Lu
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Old 01-20-2018, 12:22 PM   #5293
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Ok. Love ya. Bye.
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Old 01-20-2018, 01:18 PM   #5294
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Old 01-20-2018, 10:18 PM   #5295
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Love ya talk to you later
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Old 01-20-2018, 11:11 PM   #5296
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Yes it finally balance.
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Old 01-21-2018, 12:46 AM   #5297
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I didn’t hear you .
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Old 01-21-2018, 01:50 AM   #5298
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Old 01-21-2018, 01:53 AM   #5299
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Fancy seeing you lot again
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Old 01-21-2018, 07:00 AM   #5300
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OW f*ck!
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