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Old 01-19-2011, 09:05 AM   #76
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Old 01-19-2011, 09:05 AM   #77
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Old 01-19-2011, 09:08 AM   #78
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Old 01-19-2011, 09:12 AM   #79
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Old 01-19-2011, 09:27 AM   #80
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put the missile down...it distresses me
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Old 01-19-2011, 09:29 AM   #81
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Old 01-19-2011, 09:29 AM   #82
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Singing out loud in my car and I it was http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuDzA...nDtW2c&index=8

Lyrics:
Wrap me in a bolt of lightning
Send me on my way still smiling
Maybe that's the way I should go,
Straight into the mouth of the unknown
I left the spare key on the table
Never really thought I'd be able to say
I merely visit on the weekends
I lost my whole life and a dear friend

I've said it so many times
I would change my ways
No, nevermind
God knows I've tried

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Call me a sinner, call me a saint
Tell me it's over I'll still love you the same
Call me your favorite, call me the worst
Tell me it's over I don't want you to hurt
It's all that I can say. So, I'll be on my way

I finally put it all together,
But nothing really lasts forever
I had to make a choice that was not mine,
I had to say goodbye for the last time
I kept my whole life in suitcase,
Never really stayed in one place
Maybe that's the way it should be,
You know I live my life like a gypsy

I've said it so many times
I would change my ways
No, nevermind
God knows I've tried

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Call me a sinner, call me a saint
Tell me it's over I'll still love you the same
Call me your favorite, call me the worst
Tell me it's over I don't want you to hurt
It's all that I can say. So, I'll be on my way

I'll always keep you inside, you healed my
Heart and my life... And you know I try.

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Call me a sinner, call me a saint
Tell me it's over I'll still love you the same
Call me your favorite, call me the worst
Tell me it's over I don't want you to hurt
It's all that I can say. So, I'll be on my way
So, I'll be on my way
So, I'll be on my way
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Old 01-19-2011, 09:31 AM   #83
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Old 01-19-2011, 09:50 AM   #84
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Guess What?







Chicken Butt
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Old 01-19-2011, 09:56 AM   #85
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Ha!!
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Old 01-19-2011, 10:07 AM   #86
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What a jerk !!
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Old 01-19-2011, 10:09 AM   #87
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Ok see ya after school, love ya
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Old 01-19-2011, 10:09 AM   #88
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1 down, 3 to go
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Old 01-19-2011, 11:30 AM   #89
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1 down, 3 to go
You nut! When you do posts like this, your guy sees that there's a parade of men filing through.

How do I become number 5? (since I missed the 1 slot)
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Old 01-19-2011, 11:33 AM   #90
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Furker, get in line
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Well, by definition, the line is full of furkers, right?
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Old 01-19-2011, 11:42 AM   #92
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Aaron Rodgers doesn't like lil girls with cancer
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Old 01-19-2011, 11:49 AM   #93
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Old 01-19-2011, 01:32 PM   #94
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What a jerk !!
Thats usually directed at me.......or was it this time?
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Old 01-19-2011, 01:33 PM   #95
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I do not think you understood me ... I am NOT HERE today.
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Old 01-19-2011, 01:34 PM   #96
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fucking stupid airheaded retarded numpty know-nothing mentally deficient waste of sperm traveling down your retarded uncle's leg!!!!


ok, so I said it AFTER I hung up the phone.
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Old 01-19-2011, 01:34 PM   #97
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Old 01-19-2011, 01:38 PM   #98
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Happy birthday, tia!
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Old 01-19-2011, 04:40 PM   #99
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Hey?...stud I'm talkin to ya.....

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for fucks sake (sorry for the potty mouth)
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