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Old 01-20-2011, 04:15 PM   #126
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Old 01-20-2011, 04:24 PM   #127
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Old 01-20-2011, 08:49 PM   #128
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no game THIS Sunday....next Sunday...
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Old 01-20-2011, 08:50 PM   #129
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..she really is a BLONDE....

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Old 01-20-2011, 08:58 PM   #130
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im full
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Old 01-20-2011, 09:06 PM   #131
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I'm sorry I'm bothering you so much tonight. I'll just stop talking.
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Old 01-20-2011, 09:06 PM   #132
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go "f' yourself
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Old 01-20-2011, 10:04 PM   #133
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what the fuck ever
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Old 01-20-2011, 10:20 PM   #134
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Old 01-20-2011, 10:21 PM   #135
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Old 01-20-2011, 10:37 PM   #136
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"Jelly is a FREAK!" and then I laughed out loud so that makes it ok.
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Old 01-21-2011, 06:35 AM   #137
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Nice one, dickhead.
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Old 01-21-2011, 06:39 AM   #138
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Old 01-21-2011, 07:06 AM   #139
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I love you... please contact me when you can.
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Old 01-21-2011, 07:22 AM   #140
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have a good day - see you this afternoon
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Old 01-21-2011, 07:30 AM   #141
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Old 01-21-2011, 08:27 AM   #142
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I'm starving this morning
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Old 01-21-2011, 08:28 AM   #143
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since when is there a mirror in the shower?....
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Old 01-21-2011, 12:12 PM   #144
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Bullshit!!!!
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Old 01-21-2011, 12:12 PM   #145
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Old 01-21-2011, 12:14 PM   #146
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yes, you can come home for lunch....after all I am home LOL
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Old 01-21-2011, 12:41 PM   #147
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Fucker sucker mother fucker..........That was a mess
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Old 01-21-2011, 01:03 PM   #148
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For sh&t sakes.....
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Old 01-21-2011, 01:17 PM   #149
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I was singing head, shoulders, knees, and toes with my daughter
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Old 01-21-2011, 01:19 PM   #150
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I think I'm gonna need some coffee this morning.
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