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Old 04-26-2013, 08:39 AM   #25001
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much too much will smother
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Old 04-26-2013, 08:44 AM   #25002
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smother me with kisses and steal my breath away
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Old 04-26-2013, 08:46 AM   #25003
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away we should run before we get caught
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Old 04-27-2013, 12:54 AM   #25004
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caught in the moment sounds really fun right now
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Old 04-27-2013, 12:59 AM   #25005
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Now I see where this is going
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Old 04-27-2013, 01:01 AM   #25006
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Going stir crazy tonight for some reason.
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Old 04-27-2013, 01:03 AM   #25007
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Old 04-27-2013, 01:03 AM   #25008
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Old 04-27-2013, 01:30 AM   #25009
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Well excuse me but the site took a break
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Old 04-27-2013, 01:59 AM   #25010
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break a leg, shake a leg whatever works
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Old 04-27-2013, 02:42 AM   #25011
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works for me if you need to escape
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Old 04-27-2013, 04:31 AM   #25012
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Escape, be it mentally or physically can sometimes lead to personal fullfillment
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Old 04-27-2013, 04:43 AM   #25013
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Fulfilment - can we ever find the ultimate?
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Old 04-27-2013, 04:43 AM   #25014
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Fulfillment can take a lot of work!
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Old 04-27-2013, 04:45 AM   #25015
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Work hard, play harder and your life will seem like a happy place
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Old 04-27-2013, 04:58 AM   #25016
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Place yourself where you want to be!
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Old 04-27-2013, 05:03 AM   #25017
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Be who you really are and good things will come
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Old 04-27-2013, 05:04 AM   #25018
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Come to the dark side!
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Old 04-27-2013, 05:07 AM   #25019
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Side love can sometimes wither away, but sometimes ends up the real thing....
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Old 04-27-2013, 05:10 AM   #25020
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Thing is a horrible word to start a sentence off!
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Old 04-27-2013, 05:42 AM   #25021
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Off is not exactly an easy one to begin with, you know .
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Old 04-27-2013, 12:34 PM   #25022
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Know something funny? ... Laughter is a good way.to pull through!
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Old 04-27-2013, 12:45 PM   #25023
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Through every imaginable scenario she managed to harbor her inner self and remain a mystery to him...
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Old 04-29-2013, 10:10 AM   #25024
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Him and her make a great couple.
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Old 04-29-2013, 10:17 AM   #25025
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Couple of tickets to the game is a winner this football session
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