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Old 11-07-2010, 08:21 PM   #2501
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you trying to get me drunk? then what?
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Old 11-07-2010, 08:24 PM   #2502
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What is it with women and getting drunk?
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Old 11-07-2010, 08:28 PM   #2503
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drunk was not where i was going with it...i only wanted a single glass, just to relax a little
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Old 11-07-2010, 08:32 PM   #2504
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Little things can be misconstrued and your right.
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Old 11-07-2010, 08:35 PM   #2505
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right now i'm just looking to enjoy the evening
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Old 11-07-2010, 09:45 PM   #2506
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evening is just the beginning and a glass a perfect way to start
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Old 11-07-2010, 09:54 PM   #2507
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start well and then you dont have to stop
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Old 11-07-2010, 09:56 PM   #2508
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stop to smell the roses is what i always say
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Old 11-07-2010, 10:03 PM   #2509
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say what you want I am not stopping
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Old 11-07-2010, 10:06 PM   #2510
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stopping by to say hello
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Old 11-07-2010, 10:09 PM   #2511
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hello and how are you today
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Old 11-07-2010, 10:12 PM   #2512
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today i'm great...how are you?
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Old 11-07-2010, 10:16 PM   #2513
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you ask and I shall answer, I am fine, thank you.
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Old 11-07-2010, 10:19 PM   #2514
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you have a nice weekend
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Old 11-07-2010, 10:20 PM   #2515
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weekend was nice, active, fun
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Old 11-07-2010, 10:25 PM   #2516
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fun is always needed on the weekends and so is a little rest
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Old 11-07-2010, 10:29 PM   #2517
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rest is great specially after a long week
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Old 11-07-2010, 10:30 PM   #2518
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Week begins tomorrow, and I am not excited!
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Old 11-07-2010, 10:33 PM   #2519
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excited or not, the week will start :-)
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Start time begins at 9am thank goodness.
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Old 11-07-2010, 10:34 PM   #2521
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goodness gracious, can you please end with easier words
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Old 11-08-2010, 11:16 PM   #2522
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words spoken softly in my ear would be lovely
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Old 11-08-2010, 11:19 PM   #2523
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lovely words are easily spoken to one who is lovely
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lovely seeing you here again tonight
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tonight's gonna be a good, good night
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