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Old 05-14-2011, 12:46 AM   #12501
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That may be true, but it is sad at the same time
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Old 05-14-2011, 12:47 AM   #12502
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Time will tell but yes that is usually the case
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Old 05-14-2011, 12:52 AM   #12503
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Case you haven't noticed it is gettting late
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Old 05-14-2011, 12:54 AM   #12504
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Late it is but I am not tired so i guess i didnt pay it any attention really
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Old 05-14-2011, 12:58 AM   #12505
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Really, you have unending energy, so I need to bottle some of that
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Old 05-14-2011, 01:05 AM   #12506
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That is because i took a three hour nap at 4 this afternoon ... no secret I promise
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Old 05-14-2011, 07:31 AM   #12507
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Old 05-14-2011, 07:33 AM   #12508
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sleep is like nectar from the gods.....
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Old 05-14-2011, 08:54 AM   #12509
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Old 05-14-2011, 08:58 AM   #12510
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Sky is an endless sea dotted with bright sparks heading in seemingly focused direction, yet wander upon the waves in almost random & thoughtless direction
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Old 05-14-2011, 09:06 AM   #12511
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Direction is often need for some people to make a decision!
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Old 05-14-2011, 09:22 AM   #12512
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Decision after decision is made every day, some take time,others only split seconds
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Old 05-14-2011, 09:32 AM   #12513
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Seconds may be all we have, so cherish them...hold them close to your heart and smother them with an abundant amount of love
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Old 05-14-2011, 09:41 AM   #12514
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Love? There is no love, only lust and loneliness
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Old 05-14-2011, 01:06 PM   #12515
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Loneliness Is how I feel right now.. I'm all alone at home. Hhmm what do do??
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Old 05-14-2011, 01:10 PM   #12516
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Do whatever ya feel like
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Old 05-14-2011, 01:18 PM   #12517
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Old 05-14-2011, 01:20 PM   #12518
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Old 05-14-2011, 01:21 PM   #12519
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Long and strong.. Down to get the friction on.. LOL
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Old 05-14-2011, 01:23 PM   #12520
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on and on, she just won't stop
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Old 05-14-2011, 01:25 PM   #12521
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Stop for a drink.. Then back on..
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Old 05-14-2011, 01:29 PM   #12522
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Old 05-14-2011, 02:12 PM   #12523
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Old 05-14-2011, 02:31 PM   #12524
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Old 05-14-2011, 03:32 PM   #12525
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